#false meta

Well, it was rebar, not a nail, and I haven’t seen anyone talking about it as a phallic symbol lol. I don’t remember which destiheller came up with the cucumber water, they’ve all come up with so much dumb ‘meta’ and run around repeating it like squawking birds that they become indistinguishable after awhile.

I want to reblog and comment on this thread so bad, but the destiheller OP has me blocked even though I’ve never heard of her. XD

Natalie Fisher is a faux journalist (because the site she writes for is one where anyone can sign up and start writing ‘articles’ with no supervision or editorial staff), who writes long treatises about Supernatural full of projection, lies, and misinterpretation, and how the “secret subtext” and ‘secret main plot/arc’ are all about Dean coming to terms with his “love for Castiel”, becoming ‘comfortable with himself’ (aka his nonexistent bisexuality), and leading to canon destiel.

She has, lately, been claiming that she’s secret besties with the writing staff and that all her “readings” of the characters and plots come directly from them. She statedthat writer Meredith Glynn is her “best ally” in her podcast interview with Richard Speight, the one where she unsuccessfully tried to get him to say that Gabriel’s Monte Carlo scene happened in Dean’s imagination (to back up the bi!Dean meta about the male porn stars) instead of Gabriel’s (as in canon).

She then uses her lies about the writers and what they’ve told her to shut down any discussion about the actual canon of Supernatural.

Yes, she analyzes them in a superficial, shallow light because that’s the only way to retrofit them into her ‘destiel is endgame/S13′s main plot is secretly about Dean’s love for Castiel’ agenda. (She still makes these same claims in her latest 8000 word ‘article’ about how S13 was the bestest evar because Dean was OOC for the first 10 5 eps because he needed to be incompetent and dark for Wayward Amateurs to shine was grieving over Mary and Cas and evolving towards some final form of ‘being comfortable with himself’, aka double-talk for Dean is secretly bi/gay for Cas and will be coming out any year now.) Just a few days ago she was asserting that her “reading” of the characters is based off her secret conversations with TPTB, even though none of her “readings” fit with the actual canon of the show.

Then, when others started retweeting her tweets @ TPTB, she started deleting some of them, claiming to just be reorganizing her twitter. Sure Jan. XD

This tweet is by the writer of that pathetic article at MTTG, about SPN actors’ charities, that managed to forget Jared and AKF (and the PACK Fund and the Love campaign, too) and, when her “oversight” was pointed out, got wanky and defensive about having to add that anemic paragraph as correction.

She’s complimenting another wanky fake journalist on her latest treatise (read 11000+ word ‘meta’ filled with reaching and false equivalencies) about Dean Winchester’s S13 ‘character development’ and how it, and S13′s ‘true’ arc, is all about Dean’s love for Castiel.

Pt.2 And I don’t know what ring you’re referring to. I was talking about a silver ring that Misha said Jensen gifted him. I was also talking about a matching black rubber bracelet. Also, it may not have been called a ‘vacation’, they called it a family boat trip. Regardless, they’ve spent time together outside of set. My point is, Jensen loves and cares for Misha, and you’d be blind or dense to not see that. They won best chemistry at the teen choice awards, so I’ll leave it at that.

Actually, those words you listed were mostly used facetiously or sarcastically, but cockles gif makers tend to cut them off before Jensen says ‘just kidding’ or motions ‘no’ or pretends to vomit.

We’re talking about the same silver ring and, sorry not sorry, I’ll take Jensen’s word over Misha’s because Misha prefers to tell his fans what they want to hear rather than the truth.

The various rubber bracelets were gifts (there have been several) from fans to all of the cast, some with printed words, some with stamped words, some plain, usually in support of some cause.

The boat trip lasted a few hours and was not some spontaneous outing, and was certainly not a ”vacation” under any real definition. Both Jensen and Misha have admitted that PR told them to do it for the TCA. Same with the sunset pic.

As for the TCA itself, why on earth would you ever think that proves how close they are or aren’t? It’s won by mass tweeting and voting, not by any kind of reality or merit. It’s a clickbait award and all it proves is that cockles fans are dedicated and have way too much time on their hands.

(Unless you also believe that Jared and Misha are now closer than Jensen and Misha? Because mishalecki won it the following year.)

Does Jensen get along with, and have fun with, Misha? Sure, at work though. They do not spend time together that isn’t work related, there’s never been one sighting of them hanging out, there are no stories from either of them (no matter how many times the cockles fans ask) of spending time together away from work.

At this last con, the only story Misha could offer (again) was the one of sharing a house for a night while filming the S12 finale, which was all about him and Jared because Jensen slept through it all. And, at a previous con, all he had was the three of them skipping rocks between takes while filming that same finale.

Never spending voluntary time with someone, and ignoring them whenever you think fans aren’t watching, are not signs of loving someone or even of being close friends. Take your shipping goggles off, quit blindly accepting photoshopped pics and shippy photo ops and carefully edited gifs in place of reality, quit reading fake meta and believing in ‘alternative facts’.

Quit. Drinking. The. Koolaid.

Or, if you want to keep living in your headcanon fantasy bubble, with your head firmly buried in the sand, quit looking at and arguing with blogs that recognize and tell the truth.