#falmerkin

Being a Falmer I wonder what kind of bullshit was happening above ground. Like...Alduin could have been screaming dragons back to life while some crusty old vampire was trying to turn off the sun and some nerd stuck in Nerdland was trying to take over the world and who knows what the Fuck else and I was just like. "Tee hee I taught my chaurus how to click a funny song while I hit this dead Dwemer thing!" and playing tag with my friends. Wild. #✴✴

Me exploring Dwemer ruins in Skyrim and getting freaked out by the creepy atmosphere: oh god I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die-- // Falmer brain™ rising from the depths to comfort me: hehe hit pipes with hammer, make funny song -w- #✴✴

Falmer kin shifts be like *wants to hold hands* *wants to hold hands* *wants to nuzzle my face against my loved ones* *wants to pet bugs* *wants to hold hands* *wants to hold hands* *wants to cuddle* *wants to hold hands* #✴✴

Falmer shifts be like: Time To Cry because I can't pet the chaurus :'( :'( #✴✴

Me: *having a good time exploring Dwemer ruins in Skyrim* / Kin brain: Hey. You know you're a Falmer, right? You're fighting your own people to death. / Me: please just let me play this stupid game in peace #✴✴

*sees a Chaurus* that's a BABEY and Todd is a MONSTER for making me fight them!!!! -unnamed (?) Falmer #✴✴