#fallingjaegers

thank u

Anubis: How do you feel about death? Hmm I’m not entirely sure. I really want to know what happens when you die and it’s a topic that’s endlessly fascinating to me, but I’m not sure if I’m quite ready to die any time soon (I do want to die somewhat young though because I have this terrible fear of the repercussions of growing old)

Atum: What are your greatest imperfections? God I don’t know I have so many„, I’m a terrible procrastinator and I’m bad at math

Bastet: Do you have any cats? 2 of them

Hathor: What brings you joy? Video games and food and music and sitting in the dark of a thunderstorm and friends

Horus: What is one thing you’ve had to fight for in your life? idk I fight to prove myself a lot

Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld? I don’t knoW it’d be pretty cool if there was

Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance? Not really like I have some small things but if I just up and left I don’t think anyone would notice

Thoth: Do you like to read/write? Hell yeah

Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you’ve ever done? I know I’ve done some scary shit but I think the worst one was when I forgot that brenda was in the bathroom and our entire class left without her and then when I was across the entire campus I realized she wasn’t with me and she wasn’t answering her phone anymore and it was raining and dark out I thought I’d been the reason she got murdered or kidnapped or lost it was terrible

Bran: How is your health? Sorta sick, sorta tired, otherwise I’m peachy keen

Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father. It’s really split because on one hand he’s kind of annoying and invasive and obnoxious and demanding but on the other hand he builds stuff so he helps me with projects and whatever else I need so it makes me really guilty to get mad at him

Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal? Probably a snake or stingray or shark notice they all start with s that’s interesting

Danu: What is your relationship with your mother? It’s okay cause like I talk  to her about stuff and she’s pretty cool sometimes but other times she too is kind of irritating because she’s the parent that always expects straight A’s and is so easily disappointed because she expects the sun to shine out of my ass and for me to get 100% on everything I do

Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die? Idk I kinda want to get reincarnated but I also want to be a ghost so I’m hoping either of those two things happen

Olwen: What is your favorite flower? Hmm I don’t know I love a whole bunch of flowers but I’ve always had a strange weakness for baby’s breath. I mean it’s the kind of thing that people throw away or use as fillers in the ‘real’ bouquet but my first friend gave them to me when we were little and I’ve loved them ever since

Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed? Idk if it really counts as betrayal I mean it’s mostly small stuff

Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to? Uh„ I love indie but also punk rock so

Freya: Have you ever been in love? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Freyr: Do you have any children? n o

Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person? Simultaneously both and neither

Iounn: How old are you? 15

Loki: What is the best trick you’ve ever pulled on someone? Hmm I’ve never really played any tricks on people and then ones that I have played aren’t very tasteful

Odin: What is your family like? small

Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful? Not really lol

Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it? I really haven’t done anything with my life but I hope this cycle of horror ends and I can accomplish things

Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself? Idk I’m pretty lame but I’m also p chill sometimes and I’m good at science

Ares: Are you an easy person to anger? No not really

Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist? N o

Apollo: Do you play any instruments? Yes I play the flute and I’m learning the tuba

Dionysus: Do you drink? no

Hades: Do you have a bad reputation? Hopefully not

Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead? nO that’s a terriBLE IDEA

Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything? ONLY HEAR TS LMAO Minor shoplifting from craft stores and like napkins from olive garden

Poseidon: Are you a moody person? Yeah I can be

Zeus: Are you a confident person? Not really

Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable? Fairly approachable

Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die? Who knows

Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night? night

Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight? No not that I can recall

Minerva: Do you generally give good advice? I try to

Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped? Like right now

Plutus: Do you have a job? No I don’t

Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken? Once

Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can? I like being home

 T H O U   H A S T   S U M M O N E D   M E

(is very much behind in this pairing but is happy to get one of these)

Erick walked into detention and found the last person he expected sitting on a desk waiting for him: Charles.

"What are you doing here?!" Erick crossed to his boyfriend in two strides, tossing down his bag with a thunk.

fIVE TO TEN, BRENDA, WHAT THE FUCK

it also got really long, so.

He’s actually asleep, and would really like to stay asleep, but it’s 4:56am and he’s being woken up by crappy pop music. The ringtone Kate set for Teddy on his phone, right. He sits up impressively quickly for that hour of night, trying not to yawn as he answers the phone. “Ted? Wuzamatter?”

“Please come get me,” there’s an edge of fear to Teddy’s voice, and Billy sits up a little straighter. “I’m really sorry, I know you were probably asleep-”

“And you weren’t?” He’s out of bed in an instant, debating for a moment before donning that god damned fucking uniform. At least it made a statement. “Where are you?!”

He hears Teddy gulp for air, and he clenches the phone tighter in his fist. “Not sure.” Teddy finally manages. “I think - not far. From your place. Shouldn’t be hard, fuck.”