#fallenkillerprincess

Cain: First, OG Dickhead, it's Vaggie. I know people your age can have memory problems, so I understand.

Adam: ( eye twitches and scowls at the jab )

Cain: Second, Vaggie is clearly superior, considering she's not a bat-shit crazy fanatic.

Adam: Bullshit! She's just dedicated! Not only that, Lute has the best body, especially her tits! ( gives a victorious and lewd smirk )

Cain: ( gives Adam an unimpressed and grossed out look ) Fucking gross, pops!

Cain: .....But Vaggie is still better. I mean, have you seen them hips?! Hate to have her leave, but I love to watch her go. Goddamn hazardous to my health. ( has a smitten look )

Adam: Ohoho! Let me tell you something, junior-!

Vaggie and Lute stand off to the side, watching as the First Men of Humanity argue like little kids.

Vaggie: ( sighs ) ....They're idiots.

Lute: ( hates to agree with Vaggie, but can't) Yeah.

Vaggie: ( softens as she watches her Tonto and her ex boss bicker ) But, there our idiots.

Lute: ( allows a small smile while she sees her Sir puff up angrily at the First Son ) Can't disagree.

Adam: Are you actually this fucking dense, brat! Next you'll say Eve isn't the sweetest person in creation!

Cain: Now hold on. That's just outright blasphemous.

Adam: ( sighs in relief ) Oh thank Big G!

Cain: .....Though, Charlie can DEFINITELY give Ma a run for her money.