#fallendawn

2. Are relationships ever worth it?    

Of course. I would hate for somebody to be so jaded that they could think they’d never be worth it.          

4. Are you in a relationship? 

God, I wish

6. Are you single this year?               

Man, I’m single every year.      

8. Describe your crush               

She’s a little shorter than me, raven haired and very animated. Her smile was what first caught my eye really. She also seems really nice.               

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?   

Not really. Physical attraction is only a part of it and that’s all you’re going to get until you start to get to know them.

12. Do you forgive betrayal?               

I’ve never been in that position before but I’m not sure what I’d do. I place a very high value on trust.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?       

A girl at work who I at least half know the name of but still haven’t beem able to give my number to. See: 8.

16. Do you have any tattoos?               

No, I never really settled on a design I liked enough to committ. I don’t mind the idea of them. Strongest draw was the symbol of torment from Planescape: Torment, because of course if I did get a tattoo it would probably be nerdy.         

20. Do you shower every day?               

No, every other day at most and less if I’m not going outside. Showering every day can be bad for your skin, and mine is particularly sensitive. I’ll still wash and use deoderant though because although it seems pretty common for not showering every day to be a slob punchline, I do care about hygeine. I don’t really sweat very much at all, which helps.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?               

I would dearly like that to be the case but no, I sincerely doubt it.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?               

I’ll probably still be single in 5 years

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? 

I would genuinely like nothing more.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?   

No.

28. Have you ever been cheated on?               

Never been in a position to be cheated on. I wouldn’t take kindly to it.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?               

No. I’m not happy with my body but any changes I make, I’m doing myself. There’s nothing wrong with getting it, though.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?               

All of my love has been unrequited. I’ve never been on the other side.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?               

No. Embarrassing at my age I know, but I’m not ashamed of it. As sexually frustrated as I can get, I’m not really interested in casual sex and would prefer to wait for somebody I care about or even just know well than go bang some random nobody after a night out.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?               

Kinda. I don’t really have any best friends, I’m just not close enough with people, but I did fall in love with a friend at university. She wasn’t interested.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?               

Not really.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

No. I’m not opposed to the idea, I enjoy writing and I think I’m pretty decent at poetry. I guess I’m the romantic type. It feels like it would just come off as cringeworthy though.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?        

Wouldn’t know.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?               

That would be a big fat zero.

46. How many times did you have sex last year?               

See above.

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

Depends. Do they know I like them? Is it in response to me telling them? At any rate I feel like it would be along the lines of “Oh. OK.”

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?             

There’d be nothing to accept. She doesn’t owe me any apology.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?               

Most of my friends, really. If I didn’t message first there was no contact.

54. Is there someone you will never forget?               

Again, most of my friends. Even though I never seem to be able to get close to any of them, people are important to me.

56. State 8 facts about your body               

Geez, I barely know what to say. My face has persistent problems with reddened skin. My hair is longer than the average toddler. I’ve never broken a bone despite my hobbies. I am ambidextrous but my hands don’t have full finger mobility. My joints bend further than normal. I’ve had nail removal surgery on both feet. My penis is of above average size but I’m not big. I have a birth mark on my right thigh.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?               

Show I mean something to you, share hobbies, be kind, show interest, have any one of the many physical traits that I’m a sucker for

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

Again, zero. Thank fuck I avoided question 59.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?               

Just thinking about this gave me a BSOD

64. What is your definition of cheating?      

         Keeping an ace up your sleeve.

but seriously, physical or verbal intimacy with someone who isn’t your party.

66. What is your favourite roleplay?            

   Just look at my display picture.

68. What is your sexual orientation?               

Heterosexual. I can appreciate men’s bodies but I’m not interested in doing anything with them.

70. What turns you on?    

        Years of being single has taught me that this list is effectively infinite

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?  

             “this is absolutely real and your alarm clock isn’t about to go off before you do”

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?  

             There isn’t really anything. It’s not to say I’m not superficial, I am as much as the next person, but I don’t have major preferences. Though on reflection, not having drawn on eyebrows is a good start.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?    

           That’s not really my place to say.  I am told I am thoughtful in my gifts and I do try to be as considerate of people as I can, but what the recipient might see as sweet I can have a hard time seeing it as such for myself.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?        

       Genuinely I don’t really have one. I’m fairly open and don’t keep secrets, people just have to ask the right questions. That’s partly why I really like ask games. I get to talk about stuff I’d never say anything about otherwise.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?    

           Maybe January 2013.

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

I don’t rightly remember but I think it was a colleague at the work Christmas party, who must have been drunk because she hasn’t said two words to me since

 84. Why did your last relationship fail?