#fallenann

Rozbraja mnie, że ludzie używają jeszcze określenia "lemon". To mocno trąci livejournalem i ff net xD

Jeszcze raz GRA-TU-LA-CJE! <3

Hurr dhurr, why you promote hate? :T

I bet they're trying to translate next piece of rant into Polish ;)

Wątki wyzwolone byłoby ok, ale wersja bez polskich znaków - watki wyzwolone - brzmi już gorzej

Below the surface everyone is pretty complicated. Based on your answers, we think the following three traits are important strands in your personality

tagged by @fallenann, than you ^^

RATIONALITY

You like clarity and intelligent simplicity and you get frustrated at messy thinking. This can make you seem unreasonably pushy to some, but it is actually a virtue: you are motivated by a horror at pointless effort and a longing for precision and insight into how things and people work. Your ability to synthesise and bring order is essential in producing thinking which is truly helpful.

SHYNESS

Part of you is gripped by the fear that you’ll launch into something and completely mess it up. The upside of this is wise caution: people are indeed often too rash, whereas you know, by instinct, that holding back can save you. Probably, you feel shame and self-disgust a bit too much. But when you do feel in your element, you act with a wisdom and sensitivity never found in people with thicker skins.

ORDERLINESS

You love it when everything is neat and tidy: when there is a proper way of doing things, and you can tick things off the to-do list and know where everything is. So others, at times, are to you unbearably sloppy and messy. And you run into things that can’t be ordered (a child, a partner, a colleague at work) which drives you slightly nuts. But your desire for order is a good one when it is focussed where it is needed and when you’re okay with a bit of mess.

Będzie dobrze, czuję to :)

@shirewalker

BEST OF LUCK!!!!!!

Okay :3

Shipping asks:

AldeMu:

SFW:

Who cooks? - Alde, of course. He’s the best.

Who’s the messiest? The cleanest? - I think they both try to have clean house and don’t mess anywhere.

Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown? - It would be Mu here. He likes fixing some mechanical things.

Living space has a leak! Who fixes it? - also Mu, the reason above.

Who buys the groceries? - it depends but often it’s Mu. 

Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert? - they go Dutch mostly. But Alde orders the food. And they both have dessert.

Would they go to the beach? - Of course. In Greece - almost everyday.

Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t? - Alde knows how to swim and tried to teach Mu but it didn’t work.

Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go? - both of them are multilingual. They tried to teach each other their native language (Portuguese and Tibetan). 

Any pets? Or plants? - maybe some plants but no pets. They don’t have time for them and both of them think pet is responsibility.

Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights? - they like to take bath together and play with water. But mostly they take shower, alone. 

Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least? - they sure can stand silence. And in their own company it’s Mu who talks the most. 

Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up? - they both get up early and it’s nothing hard for them to wake up. Sometimes they want just pillow talk after morning sex. 

Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind? - I think it’s equal here. Or maybe Alde just needs more food, lol. 

Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere? - they both talk about it but Alde has more ideas. He wants to take Mu to Brasil, his fatherland. 

NSFW:

How often do they have sex, if at all? - almost everyday, whenever they are together (they were long distance relationship). 

Who brings ideas? Who initiates? - Mu initiates but Alde has more interesting ideas. 

Any kinks they clash on? - daddy kink. Don’t kinkshame me. 

Oddest place they’d have sex? - the table in the kitchen and the beach. 

Favourite positions? - they prefer doggy style and classic equal. 

Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches? - Mu is more dominating but of course they switch.

Genital headcanons? - Alde, as the big man, has also, ekhem, big d*ck. Mu, seeing it first time was pretty scared. Mu’s d*ck is not small but it’s more slim and long. 

Favourite erogenous zones? - neck and ears.

Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs? - for Mu it’s just naked body of his lover. And Alde likes Mu’s flirting and seducing. Turn offs - lack of hygiene. 

First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished? - they both come everytime. And it’s no rule here who will come first. 

Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm? - kissing and stroking hair. 

How are their afterglows? - they both feel bliss and like to laugh. 

Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How? - I think Mu is always louder, especially during blowjob but Alde is pretty loud before orgasm. 

Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed? - lights on, they look at each other. They were embarrassed at the begining their relationship but now they’re not.

Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share? - Closed but sometimes Mu likes to fantasize about sex with other men. 

DM/Dite:

SFW:

Who cooks? - both of them but little bit often it would be DM. 

Who’s the messiest? The cleanest? - the cleanest is Dite here and DM can be pretty messy. It’s even their reason to fight.

Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown? - DM tries hard. With lot of swearing. 

Living space has a leak! Who fixes it? - same as above~

Who buys the groceries? - mostly Dite. 

Going out to eat: Who pays? Who orders the most food? And who has dessert? - they go Dutch but sometimes DM wants to pay for both of them. But he orders the food. Dessert for both. 

Would they go to the beach? - of course but Dite doesn’t like sun. He likes to lie in the shadow with cool drink. 

Who knows how to swim? Who doesn’t? - I think they both know how to swim. Dite learnt it during his training. 

Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go? - they’re both multilingual and they try to teach each other their native languages (Swedish and Italian). 

Any pets? Or plants? - Dite has a ginger cat named Squirrel. And DM feeds all stray cats. 

Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights? - they like to have shower together. 

Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least? - DM cannot stand some silence. Even if he can’t talk, his body must do it. 

Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up? - DM stays up later than Dite. But not so much. 

Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind? - in fact they’re equal, maybe Dite spends more money for cosmetics but DM doesn’t mind. 

Vacation ideas: who decides them? Where would they go, if anywhere? - they both discuss them but mostly it’s DM who chooses new places. 

NSFW:

How often do they have sex, if at all? - not so often, because Dite’s sex drive is not so big. But at least once per week. 

Who brings ideas? Who initiates? - DM in both cases. 

Any kinks they clash on? - some crossdressing, like Dite loves to wear corset and stockings. 

Oddest place they’d have sex? - the balcony. 

Favourite positions? - classical one. 

Dom/top? Sub/bottom? Any switches? - DM tries to be dominating but of course they switch. 

Genital headcanons? - DM has pretty big d*ck but in fact it’s Dite who has bigger. 

Favourite erogenous zones? - feet and chest. 

Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs? - for DM it would be Dite crossdressed and for Dite - romantic and intimate atmosphere, lot of kisses before sex. 

First to orgasm? Last to orgasm? Who comes the most? Does someone ever end up unfinished? - DM always comes and he’s the first often. Sometimes Dite is unfinished but he doesn’t matter as long as DM is happy. 

Favourite romantic gestures during sex/orgasm? - hugging and kissing a lot. 

How are their afterglows? - bliss. And they want to sleep often. 

Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How? - DM is louder but when he finds the right spot, Dite can be more loud.

Lights on or off? Do they look at each other? Or is someone embarrassed? - sometimes lights are on, sometimes off but they always look at each other. Dite is often embarrassed. 

Open or closed relationship? Do they sometimes share? - closed. They don’t like sharing, though it’s hard for DM, who also loves girls.