Adam: *desperately looking for non decaf coffee in the hotels pantry. Only finding a chocolate flavored one that was almost empty* this is ridiculous! I need real man caffeine! *says as he adds the last scoop of the chocolate coffee and drinks it all*
Lucifer and Alastor: *coming in both with a mug of coffee in hand*
Alastor: give us the strongest brew you can, first man! We’re celebrating! HaHA!
Lucifer *grinning triumphant*: yeah! My daughter’s hotel is on top of the most wanted places to visit! You hear that, Adam? Charlie’s hotel is a success! Not that I ever doubted it…
Adam *with crazy eyes*: *slamming both hands on the dining table making both men jolt* didn’t you guys hear? Charlie no longer serves caffeine because it’s considered an “addiction”, so we’re stuck with decaf coffee!
Lucifer and Alastor: *with a strong grip, they shattered their mugs*
Lucifer: WHAT
Alastor: I beg your pardon?
Lucifer: that’s ridiculous! Caffeine is an important essential of our day to day lives. Without it we’d want to kill our selves! How could she- *the devil searched desperately through every corner of the kitchen*
Adam: I already look. There’s nothing.
Lucifer: *heavy breathing* that’s fine! I can summon *he then snaps two of his fingers summoning coffee enough for the three of them*
Adam and Alastor: phew
Charlie entering the kitchen with some of her guests: And that there, is our finest example of why we do not serve caffeine in this hotel.
*The guest stared at the flaming, broken mess done to the kitchen and the three eye baggy men standing there as deers caught in headlights, before proceeding to follow Charlie*
Charlie: Now over here-
Adam: make more, man, we’re gonna need it for next activity
Lucifer: *proceeds to served them more coffee*
