Nov 23, 2016
in other news these jalapeño potato chips i got are somehow a million times spicier than actual raw jalapeño someone explain this to me
i eat that shit and like yeah i cough bc i’m a half-white wuss, but i still enjoy it
there is NOTHING ENJOYABLE ABOUT THESE CHIPS they taste good for .5 seconds and then i can’t feel anything but the overwhelming urge to cough and gag in the back of my throat
in fact there’s STILL a remnant of a tickle. very annoying.
and for once, my thing of “i don’t actually need milk for spiciness to go away” didn’t work. i had to eat my cheese and that helped. but first i had to resist the horrible back-of-the-throat sensation.
i like MOUTH spicy. not THROAT spicy.
