#failedsouls

     **record scratch** **freeze frame** yep, this is me - CALEB. you’re probably wondering how i ended up becoming such a little bitch.

          “   you look like you’re about invade a  SMALL COUNTRY  with your self-proclaimed tortured soul.  ”      //  @failedsouls  💖 ’d.

      “   you come to BEG for your forgiveness and ask for a re-entry into the sad breakfast club ??  sorry, the place of the trench-coat weirdo has been refilled.  we won’t be needing you any longer.  not that you would have cared anyway.   ”  //. @failedsouls

           “   the answer is  NEI,  chris.   ”     //  @failedsouls 💖 ’d.

             “   you  don’t tell me what to do,  jughead,   ”   she deadpans at him,  eyes darkening in  ANNOYANCE  at her friend.   “  nobody tells lodges what to do.  and if i see someone in trouble,  even if it’s someone i hate,  i’m going to risk chipping a nail.  it’s the only time it’s  WORTH  it,  and that’s saying something.  because these nails cost $200 a crack.  so,  yeah  !  i’ll hang off a cliff to make sure betty’s positioned  just  right for that new aesthetic profile picture,  i’ll do it.  damn,  i’m a  BITCH,  not heartless.   ”     //  @failedsouls.