#failedlarriepredictions

Remember when they tried to keep the fact that they’d heard about that house Liam had bought a secret because they thought it was a house Louis and Harry had bought? Then when it came to light they bragged about how they knew about it first? Then kept insisting it was Louis and Harry’s secret home and they were letting Liam stay there and buying other $15 million dollars worth of property to use as instagram backdrops purely as a distraction to the Larries? Then eventually gave up after the amount of proof came out that it was truly Liam’s home and didn’t bring it up again?

Remember how they both claimed to know for a fact Babygate was fake and would be exposed almost immediately?

They knew for a fact Harry would never have a solo album or do a movie? 

Knew for a fact that Azoff was seeking to rescue both Louis and Harry and free them?

Oooor that time one of them got a photo of Danielle holding hands with a man after Christmas last year but it turned out it was a cropped photo and they were all holding hands as a group and these Larries refused to post the unedited photo?

Oooorrrrr how about those times these specific two Big Larries knew that stalkers had stalked Harry in LA and seen him only stay with the Azoff’s for weeks at a time, never once living in some secret hideaway home with Louis? Or how stalkers again had stalked Louis to Calabasas in the days and weeks after Freddie’s birth? Or how they’d known about Larrie’s hacking into Cal or Oli’s facebooks and had seen private conversations they’d had about Briana/Freddie proving they talk about this privately and not finding any Larrie proof at all? Or how they had been told and heard stories about Louis being seen with girls? Or how they’d heard stories about Gryles? And didn’t share a single one of these things publicly because they didn’t want their followers to learn that they are sitting atop a mountain top of private secret things that debunk Larrie?

What it’s like to gaslight your followers in 3 posts:

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I knew it. When I saw that I was like, “I bet some are gonna claim this is about Babygate...” 

Some of them really believe Suri Cruise is an example of a “fake celebrity child”? 

Like... they bring up her age to showcase how she didn’t just disappear at some point as if that’s surprising, as though there’s any example of a celebrity child who did just disappear magically one day?

Let alone that...???? Like???? His paternity should even be in question at all anymore by anyone with eyeballs????

1) Freddie looking like Louis is positive news for you now? Is this your new tagline?

2) It’s fascinating the way Larries are shocked the media isn’t full of misogynists who want to portray a mother as being a “gold digger” because she had a famous man’s child. They cannot believe the media won’t frame her as a villain for it and it’s fascinating because they still think we’re in say the 90s. Even if Briana got plastic surgery every week from now on till forever, why would the media care about that? 

3) No custody battle, no gossip about her with other men. You tried these angles and they all flopped last year. Why not talk about how they flopped already? How are you pining for things that haven’t worked out for you so far?

4) A man is going to take a DNA test 2 years into fatherhood, that’s realistic guys.

art1) I really do feel like they'll be very close to out by the end of 2018/early 2019. I think it's going to be a gradual thing. babygate will end first. el will be around until the end of this summer. when she's gone, harry will gear up for his tour & louis will be close to releasing an album. then there will be articles featuring only h&l, talking about them positively, mentioning here and there that they're still good friends, debunk the whole ‘mortal enemies thing’. 

http://organicspooks.tumblr.com/post/159169778418/part1-i-really-do-feel-like-theyll-be-very

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anonymous said:

do you think babygate will be over by the time louis’ album is out?

Hopefully, yes

http://shadyshit91.tumblr.com/post/164559701081/do-you-think-babygate-will-be-over-by-the-time#notes

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We got a new one out here folks!

So these PR experts who spend all their hours bragging about harassing Louis’s management team have an EXCELLENT and cunning PR tactic for his new single.

Have Louis do a paternity test within this month, have him discover the 1.5 year old baby he has been raising as his own isn’t actually his, have him publicly disown this child for cynical amounts of public pity (which the Larries would likely ruin with twitter trends that make Louis look like the sociopathic baby faker they hope he reveals he is) and then release his new single on the back of it!