i wanted to show you the old man on my wall but my cat thought i was taking a picture of him and who am i to deny my baby anything

“properties together that we divided” girl that’s a divorce

420 Easter is for doughnut breakfast, energy drink lunch, red eye shadow, Bad Religion t-shirt w/ a short skirt, Superheaven bus ride to the afternoon Mark Hoppus book show.

omg scott haiii !!!

I appreciate the book and it's not like it's a badly written memoir, many things in it are great, I love how funny he is, but it could have been better, I'm sure of it. I kinda think that it would have been better if a co-writer didn't get involved. Many things are described too broadly, and the world events are spoken about like it's a historic book and not a contemporary memoir and he's taking about world events like we haven't all lived through them like covid and 9.11. You don't have to explain to me what those are Mark. The Osama bin Laden bit is epic though. And I wasn't truly even surprised by it, I was more surprised by how alike him and Tom are. They are only dumb when it comes to each other apparently.