#fah.

shane hollander is one Lucky motherfucker!!! He gets not only to fuck the Russian hockey captain in a situationship for like basically SEVEN YEARS but also gets to crack the Most Beautiful Woman On Earth! boy looks like he’s in a HORROR movie going upstairs to Crack that meanwhile that is sophie FUCKING nelisse in a black lacy thong waiting for him!! And he gets Connor Storrie with the full Slavic stare calling him pretty! If he doesn’t MOVE OUT MY FUCKING WAY😭😭😭

i was gonna laugh at something but then i remembered my bf is asleep and all my happiness went out the window

If I could animate I would make it for them.

Just because someone smiles at you, doesn't mean they're happy. In fact with some people like me it usually means they're absolutely pissed. So pissed in fact that a frown or a furrowed brow doesn't express how they really feel. Oh no. They look at you and a smile just creeps up along the corners of their mouth. For no apparent reason at all... or after you say something really nasty... You know why that happens? It could be because of the wonderful horrible things they're imaging happening to you or maybe the thought of a particularly nasty comment going through their mind to say.. Could be any number of malicious things in fact.. So the next time you see me smirk at you, especially after you treat me like shit... Don't assume it's because I want to give you a big hug.

Watching the Vow. Apparently having a brain injury gives you the right to be a total fucking bitch.