Made up fic titles? I see.. how about "Pomegranate and Rose Tea?" It could mean anything, really...
-Faer π«§π
The first thing to comes to mind with this is a bunch of people having a tea party. With exotic fruit lmao And you know who of the Gotham rogues has the theme of Alice in Wonderland? Mad Hatter! A villian who has a fetish of making anyone his Alice and forcing the unlucky individual into doing crime for him.
In a dpxdc context, and because I didn't do much with Anger Management, I would love it if it's plain Jazz who is forced into Mad Hatter's latest scheme. And to top it off, she's the sweetheart of Jason / Red Hood, who's been seeing her in and out costume and has been slowly but surely winning her over.
Sure, she was a little put off by the whole crimelord thing he's got going on at first, and thats not even mentioning the whole shebang with eight heads that happened shortly after his debut as Red Hood, but after showing her one of his bases and meeting the people he protects, he has assured her of his redemption and is a firm believer of his rules and his goal to control crime. You may ask yourself, why is that? But all Gothamites (yes, also Jazz) know that Gotham wouldn't function without their vigilantes. The legal system is just that broken.
(Gotham is a wild beast, this Jazz acknowledges. It's bit different from home; the brand of chaos is of a more dangerous variety. In Amity, she has never been mugged twice in the same day, the robbers of the last attempt caught by the police and then released because the GPD is too corrupt retain criminals.)
Now, because this is plain Jazz, this means she's not a halfa or something other (that is currently a trend in the crossover fandom). She's just a badass human being that kicks ass. So, after Mad Hatter is defeated and the mind control broken, she takes the opportunity of taking one of his damn pomegrades (a whole one, mind you) and shoves the entire thing into the rogues' mouth. And then, before anyone can stop her, she begins to pour some of the boiling water over the man as well.
Mad Hatter is taken away from Jazz with some serious burns and a half swallowed pomegrade that will have to be carefully removed by doctors afterwards. But hey, Jason is very aroused by the sight of his girlfriend casually handing Mad Hatter his ass after all the trauma he has dumped on her. After she has calmed down and taken a moment to decompress, he's going to buy her some ice cream and suggest that they watch a movie together.
All in all, it's a happy moment in the middle of their chaotic lives.














