#faebabe

babe, imma be real... humans are lame, lmao. I want us to be vampires tbh but them red eyes is from only eating bad guys, like why kill innocent animals when there are so many scum humans that deserve death way more? you’re saving lives in the long run, plus red eyes?? Hot.

BUT, that means we probably can’t live in forks. HOWEVER, i’m going to ignore the inherent hatred between the wolf shifters and vampires for a minute and PRETEND that we are on good terms with them because we approached them first and was like “hey!! you guys are so cool and we don’t wanna step on any toes, we don’t eat from here don’t worry, we mostly subside off villains and donated blood our friends give of their own free will (:” and they like us bc seriously who doesn’t and, OKAY

insert our normal “ethereal cottage dwelling gays who run an animal rescue / bakery / garden fantasy” here but we vampires instead.

ALSO because there is no way in hell we are attending highschool (it sucked enough the first time thanks, also we’re 20-25 ish) maybe (bc i love her and want her to be our friend) Angela volunteers at our job place and we are friends and we can babysit renesmee and teach seth about how to bake a really good cake, I HAVE DREAMS, OKAY

though for real it would more like we’d be humans / hedge witches in the exact same scenario as above

maybe we friends w charlie and carlisle, who knows

wait, in the “we are vampires owo” universe we live somewhere else (idk where, doesn’t quite matter) and are family friends of the cullens and they come hang out with us sometimes and they invite us to Bella and Edwards wedding (: