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basically harry is a HUGE himbo like dumb as rocks lmfao and draco is like super into it and super horny and hes like i need help fixing my bed its broken and cant be fixed with magic for some reason harry pretty please help me and harry's like yes i have tools and then they go to dracos place and fuck and actually break the bed lol and harry actually fixes it

and harry has like a huge dick and he doesnt know anything about prep or gay sex 💀

it was cracky but pretty well written and there was art too

i went through the entire himbo harry tag but it wasnt there even tho i swear that was one of the tags 😭

it was so funny and a little sweet so i wanna find it again

appreciate the help ❤️

We believe you are looking for The Antique Bed Frame by Fae_vorite, lazywonderland (5k, E).

Author: Snowy1138, Fae_vorite

Summary: Draco Malfoy has been dead for fifteen years, but the Black Family tapestry doesn’t seem to agree. Upon returning from long years abroad, Harry discovers that his old rival might still be alive, and his rekindled obsession leads him to Malfoy Manor. There’s a mystery to solve, and Harry is chasing a thrill he hasn’t felt since sixth year.

He needs to know.

Length: 4 chapters, 20,657 words

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Idiots in Love, mutual respect, Love, Soft Boys, Derek Hale Loves Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski Loves Derek Hale, College Student Stiles Stilinski, Stressed Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale is a Good Boyfriend, Good Boyfriend Derek Hale, Don't copy to another site Summary:

It only took five seconds for Stiles Stilinski to open the door, and the second his eyes landed on who was on the other side, his face shuttered.

“No.” He slammed the door in Derek’s face.

Or, he tried to, but Derek reached one hand out and pressed it to the wood, stopping him from succeeding.

“Hello to you, too.”

“You can’t be here, it’s exam period,” Stiles insisted, hand still on the knob but not trying to slam it a second time. “I need to focus. I need to be on my game to keep my grades up. You’re distracting.”

“How am I distracting?” Derek demanded, arching an eyebrow.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski Additional Tags: Getting to Know Each Other, Getting Together, Alternate Universe, Everyone Is Alive, Alternate Universe - No Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Merman Derek, Merman Derek Hale, Stiles Almost Drowns, Rescuer Derek Hale, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Vacationing Stiles Stilinski, Fish Puns, magic derek, Happy Derek, Derek Hale has Nice Things, Stiles Stilinski is One of Those Nice Things, Don’t copy to another site Summary:

“What the fuck!” Stiles flailed away from hot lifeguard man, one leg still caught beneath the other’s tail—his fucking tail! Like, a real tail!—before he managed to pull it free and scramble back.

The man—merman? Fish-person!—sat up then as Stiles scrambled backwards, levelling him with an unimpressed look and letting some of his weight rest against his hands behind himself on the sand.

Stiles pointed at his face, then his tail, then back at his face. “You’re a—you’re a—you’re a—”

“You’re welcome,” hot lifeguard merman said, rolling his eyes and shifting so that his tail was bent and out towards the side, sitting up properly and eying Stiles with a critical eye. “You hit your head pretty hard. Are you okay?”