We’ll focus on the most active ones, and give a brief explanation of their personalities and/or behavior, so you guys can identify them easily (or at least so you’ll have less trouble knowing who’s who).

If you have any questions whatsoever regarding any of us, or how we work as multiples, feel free to ask today.  Now, without further ado, the list:

1- Amanda: yes, the one from Saw. -1000/10 DO NOT ENGAGE when in a bad mood (if she’s out she’s probably in a bad mood). Very useful for critical situations, but has gotten us in trouble repeatedly. Will argue with anyone, regardless of how close they are to Fae. Otherwise nice, can be cool if she’s calm and somehow out. 2- Claire: an “OC”, so to speak. Fun, but loud and outspoken. Gay as hell, has two wives and three kids.Sometimes age-slides to her 16 and 6 year old self, is still very funny and very, very gay. Liverpool accent she WILL try to hide. Loves football (soccer), punk music, and messing around with the occult. Not human, even though she looks it. Last name Constantine. Has a twin. Said twin is evil.

3- Mara: aforementioned twin. The Devil herself. Also age-slides, isn’t as funny as her sister. Former ballerina, broke her leg in three places, cannot dance anymore, and is very bitter about it. Seems to lose everyone she cares for. Also not human, a little more evident in her than in Claire. One of the most sexual peps in here, we also recommend not engaging.

4- Alyssa: Sweet angel, too pure for this world, too good. We don’t know what she’s doing here. Mara’s best friend, also a ballerina, but she still can dance. Also not human, also doesn’t really look it. Beautiful, though. Again, too pure to even exist.

5- Becky: dear Miss Albright. Voice of reason, will go down with this ship if needed. Only other latina in this head, aside from Fae. Nicknamed “Freckles” and “Miss Morbid”. Ask about her Quince Años, we beg you. Can be easily confused with Fae and doesn’t mind. Too outspoken and too damn angry all the time. Will debate with you. Will also smack you with her cane, if she brought it. 10/10 would be lost without her.

6- Eddie: Rarely comes out unless needed (or to do Fae’s makeup because apparently he likes that?) He/him -they/them. Only male presenting person in this body with 0 issues with periods (bless him). Will make people around Fae feel stupid and enjoy it. Calls Fae “my/our girl” or “the kid” all the damn time and can get away with it.

7-Harley: yes, THAT Harley. Built-in mom who sucks at it but still does a better job than the actual mother. Impulse control on negative numbers. Makes friends easy, and normally is the first to make contact with new people. Gives us a hangover if she’s out for more than 3 hours at the time. TOO MUCH ENERGY HOW DOES SHE EVEN DO IT?! 

8- Nidia: we call her Di. Also age slides (4, 9, 16 and 25). Is a jedi somehow. Alice, Tári and Robin’s mom, Claire’s daughter. Super chill, super funny. Loves dancing and making people laugh. Fae’s ADHD personified, apparently...

9- Alice: Claire’s granddaughter. Also changes age. Adult Alice is a psychiatrist. Little Alice wants to take over the world and speaks in a very squeaky voice. Openly tells Fae’s mother she hates her. Basically the kid doesn’t give a damn about anything ever. Adorable, though.

10- Robin: Alice and Tàri’s baby sister. Turned 6 last December. Very affectionate and caring. Will ask for hugs and share her toys with anyone. The only one who likes Fae’s mom. Has known she’s gay since she was 4, is very open about it. Wants to be prince charming when she grows up, so she can get to kiss a pretty princess.

11- Tàri: if Di’s Fae’s ADHD, Tàri is her autism. Smart, focused, loves Lego, Star Trek, S/herlock H/olmes in any format, reading, and is very interested in forensics. Shares a passion of taxidermy with Becky. Goes from age 13 to age 26. Was born here on the creepiest day of our lives, loves to tell the story. Spends a lot of time with Ed.

12- Sally: Lisbeth, nicknamed Sally because we have 0 sense of self preservation. Also would not engage unless she speaks first. Actually very nice, will probably kill us for typing that on here. Dry, somewhat cold. Very direct. If she’s out, you’ll know. Trust us.

13- Evey: anyone here plays O/v/erwatch? Ok, good. Take Tr/acer’s punk skin, and give her J/unk/rat’s personality. That’s Evey. Rarely ever comes out, but she’s actually amazing. Like Harl, has lots of energy and is very extroverted. We don’t know how.

14- Hellena: Evey’s sister. Veeeery complicated story. Evil Snow White, basically. Mara’s daughter.

15- Christine: Hell’s non identical twin. Like Alyssa, too damn pure for this system (and this world). AHS’ M/isty Day, but even nicer.

16- Cassandra: also DC’s. Cain. Age slides as well (5, 9, 16, 20 ish). The youngest ones can’t speak well, and often make up words. Freaking loves the color yellow. Plays a game in which she punches you at the sight of a yellow car. Any yellow car. Really likes the color yellow, guys.

18- Frances: she’s Harley’s. also the first sub-system we’ve ever had here. Don’t know her exact age, but it’s somewhere between 17-21. Generally very sweet.

19- MJ- Has been here as long as Harley has. We could argue she’s Built-In Mom #2. Rarely out, but a lot of fun when she is. Very noticeable personality.

20- Ascella: Precious baby, has done nothing wrong in her life. Witch. Very stereotypical witch, at that. Very artsy and stylish. Has a twin brother (we have a lot of those here, it seems). Gay as fuck. Looks like Poe wrote her. Also rarely out.

21- Orion: Ascella’s twin brother. Also very stylish and artsy, but much more social than his sister. Also very very gay. Barely ever out.

22- Bella: DO NOT ENGAGE. EVIL AND WILL HURT YOU. Followed Claire here. Constantly abuses her, along with her husband and friends (not in this system, bless). We’ve tried getting rid of her, but to no avail.

23- Jamie: Also evil and will also hurt you, but only if she deems it necessary/doesn’t like you/has something to gain from it. Otherwise very nice, and very charming. Also spends a lot of time with Eddie. We fear the day she gets to Lindsay (Becky, in particular).

24- S/herlock: the elementary iteration of the character. We don’t know how or why he got here, but we’re glad he did.

25- Sophie: Eddie’s and Tári’s. Very carefully planned. Ed’s logic was that two very smart people were bound to have a very smart child. We don’t know if it’s nature or nurture, but it’s working so far.

26- Vlad: they/them. Very reserved and quiet, often bonds with people over music. Really digs fantasy literature and some videogames. Valentina’s child. Loves kiwi birds (raises kiwi birds. Has one called Mango)

27- Lindsay: ok, you probably know her by now. More talkative than you’d expect. Morbid sense of humor. Loves horror films (films in general, please talk to her about films) and photography. Has scheduled the last 2 tattoos. Impulse control only in check due to her anxiety. Petty and jealous as hell. Very active lately because she’s getting used to being here.

SuSq: *Releases extended footage*

Me: oh...oh, Lord.

Harley: *appears like the guy with the boombox in those space jam vines* guess whaaaaat?