#facebookhoax

R.I.P. Eddie Murphy...AGAIN...Rest with the Rumors.  Bless his heart, problem is or maybe the blessing is, Eddie’s not dead.  He’s alive and well, somewhere minding his business and making crappy music.  We can use some RIP on his singing career...but not Eddie.  Let da Lawd handle His business.

How bout the Illuminate rumors of Aaliyah being a living sacrifice, killed for the...”Cause” I guess.  I can’t keep up with who “sacrificed” her or why. There was something about moving up the Illuminate ladder of success. I’m really not trying to might light of this young lady’s tragic death, I just doubt it had anty-thang to do with the Illuminate.  Nor do I believe that JayZ and Beyonce are members.  But a lot of folks do.  From what I’ve read, their black asses would NOT be awarded a green jacket from that private group.

So, now that we’ve covered some rumors that are running wild out there, let’s address today’s rumor...Facebook.  When I first joined the private club that is Facebook in 2010, there was a rumor similar to today’s rumor, the old “copy and paste the to avoid being charged $5.95 to keep your page private” bull shiggidy.  Do you know anyone that was charged? How bout in 2012...anyone?  January of this year...anything...anybody...hello?  Me neither and if your friends are anything like mine, dem negroes ain’t pasting shit on the their status.  They will complain and bitch about it, “I wish a mofo would charge my shit” about it, but no pasting.  Most won’t copy/paste the lil breast cancer game.  You know the one where someone post something completely ridiculous on their page and wait for a sucka to commenting on such foolishness then BAM!...tag you’re it!  I don’t even copy that one.  I honestly can’t figure out how it would help cure cancer or a cold sore for that matter.