Back again- fable characters ranked on how much they’d freak out a child from the Middle Ages
1 - Aax
Fish man, gay, 2 boyfriends?? The child would just fall over and die
2 - Wolf
Wolf man, gay, at least one boyfriend, might be more soon- plus occasionally transforms? Same situation as Aax, the child would just poof
3 - Rae
Gay librarian man with long hair? Half of him is purple? He’s got a freaky eye AND horns? The child’s not having it
4 - Jamie
Talking bear? In this economy? Absolutely not. Child is gone
5 - Athena
Just an anomaly to this child. Probably would think they’re a ghost. Child is not having it
6 - Sherbert/Icarus
Wings? They/them pronouns? Bleeding eye? Probably haunted by something? Child’s not doing well
6 - Caspian
Gay man with 2 boyfriends??? What sorcery is this??? Child not vibing
7 - Centross
Gay man but also like… looks like he’s been consorting with spirits (he has). Child does not approve
8 - Ocie
Fins? Breathing underwater? What sorcery is this??? Child does not like water
9 - Momboo
Honestly child would think she’s crazy but probably not be freaked out. Looks like a normal person. No one tell them about momboo and Sherbert
Honorable mentions(I know too little about them);
Arisanna - that person is BLUE. With WINGS. Child not happy
Easton - just a blind guy ig
Seven - what demonic magic is fueling this creature of metal
Ven - he kisses men??? Child would freak
