#fabiosa

Hey y'all since I made AI Cat story post I suddenly felt compelled to make a post about this one content farm that I have such an animosity towards: Fabiosa. Now, Fabiosa is anything but fab, most of their video consist of these pathetic as hell women who all pulled Brenda Quagmires by hitching up with a complete asshole, then blah blah blah their ridiculously evil husbands do something to them and at one point cheat on their wives. Said wives are now in poverty and instead of calling their parents for help they just suffer. But then some random nice guy saves them and the ridiculously evil husband gets a comeuppance. But okay seriously what is with these women pulling a Brenda Quagmire in the first place by hitching up with an asshole anyways? And seriously why is it when they're in trouble or homeless they don't CALL THEIR PARENTS? Like seriously, all are these women from the "Doomed To Marry A Dickhead First Girls' Orphanage"? Seriously, it never said the whereabouts of their parents, this is dumb on so many levels. But isn't always jerkass husbands that are the recurring motif, let me tell you some crappy ones from the live action channel.

In My Aunt Wouldn't Let Me Wash My Hair is about a young girl whose mother recently just died and she was put in the care of her mother's sister, Beth. And Beth hates her niece with a passion, she won't let the character wash her hair and just abuses her in general, because of her mother's "debt". At one point the MC finds out Beth is only her temporary guardian, so blah blah blah the real guardian is the MC's father who was never in her life and her mother only sent letters to, Beth is found out for crimes and is given community service. Oh but wait, you wanna know why Beth abused her niece? When her and her mom were kids, they played hairdresser and the mom accidentally burned off Beth's hair a bit and it never grew back... THAT IS THE MOST IDIOTIC AND PETTIEST REASON TO ABUSE A CHILD, I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE AN ERICA AND MADAME CARP SITUATION FROM BARBIE: THE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER BUT NO!! IT WAS OVER A CHUNK OF STUPID HAIR!!! also hair implants exist and help grow hair even when some was burned off, why the hell didn't Beth just use implants? Hell implants existed all the way back then, WHY THE HELL DIDN'T SHE USE GODDAMN IMPLANTS?! Like seriously, fricking child abuse over something as small as that, that would make even Doofenshmirtz say "Well someone needs to take a chill pill" and Align Starscream say "Seriously you really need to get a grip" hell I thought Doofenshmirtz was more justified with dumping water on Grulinda from his childhood, yeah as someone who was picked on by dipshits throughout her school life, I vibed with him on that and Grulinda had it coming, I don't care that she was in love him, dumping water on someone is not nice in general. Back to the video, honestly this kind of makes the MC's mother look like a bit of an ass, why?

She never tried to fix her mistake from long ago.

She never let the father of her child be in their kid's life, only sent him letters. And come on he proved to be a good person in the end, it wasn't a case like Christopher Gregor for God's sake.

Anyways, let's move on to another shitty video:

A couple who can't have kids adopts a young boy named Don, who is a nasty little prickhole to them. His crimes are ruining and insulting the welcome decorations for him, dumped dinner on the dog (I may not be a dog person, but I have standards, I saw that scene from Elfen Lied), used all of his adopted mother's cash on an amusement park, poured a large amount of paint on the mother's car, and INSULTING THE MOTHER. Wanna know why he was acting this? It was because he apparently had two brothers at the home that were ill and the adopted parents were never told about them. Well hey Don, maybe instead of being a demonic little pain in the ass to this loving and caring couple that have kindly took you in, MAYBE YOU COULD'VE TOLD THEM ABOUT YOUR BROTHERS, YOU LOOK FUCKING OLD ENOUGH TO USE YOUR WORDS!!! Yeah if I were the couple, I would've taken only the brothers and not the little tightwad.

Last video I want to cover, this one is bound to piss you off too.

This one is about an immigrant named Shilo, an immigrant mother with a sick child and the girlfriend of a rich dude name Cory, who has uptight mother named Kim who doesn't like her son is in love with someone like Shilo. Shilo is into making pies and she bakes a pie to get into Kim's good graces. Kim is still not accepting and gives the pie to her dog, even though pie is actually DOG POISON, everyone behind the studio is an idiot. The dog ends up passing out (Gee I wonder why) Kim blames Shilo for wanting to try and poison her for the family's money and Cory immediately blames Shilo too despite the fact that he should know her well enough to never do this. So they throw her out, apparently a supposed attempted poisoning is the talk of the town and Shilo loses her job, forcing her and her son live in just room and for her to only get a job as a cleaner. In her spare time she decides to make some pies to sell for money, she ends coming across Cory again who apologizes for not believing her and that apparently the dog got into Kim's sleeping pills, but Shilo is not taking back any time soon. Eventually Shilo gets hired in a bakery and ends up coming across Kim now, who blah blah blah feels remorseful for believing Shilo to be a gold-digger and that Cory won't talk to her again for what happened. So despite the fact he immediately took his mother's side and that Kim's motivations for wanting Shilo to be with Cory again feel like for own gain because Cory wouldn't talk to her, Shilo and Cory get back together again. YEAH NO, IF I WERE SHILO I WOULD'VE TOLD THEM TO GO PISS OFF, CORY WAS QUICK TO BELIEVE HIS MOTHER'S LIE AND KIM WAS ONLY DOING THAT BECAUSE CORY STOPPED TALKING TO HER, HOW WE KNOW THAT ONCE SHILO AND CORY HAVE A KID OF THEIR OWN, SHE WON'T REVERT BACK AND ASSUME THAT SHILO HAD AN AFFAIR OR SOMETHING??!!