I finally finished (without any proof reading, so sorry if there are mistakes!) week two of FabFiveFeb 2024! This is Gordon using the prompts "You're kidding" and "Window". (It does contain one swear word near the end.) It ended up being 4382 words long. That's the most writing I have done in absolutely ages!
When I first thought of this idea, I was sure that Virgil was going to be in it. Virgil apparently took one look and went: "Nah, I'm not doing that." and left. So I blame the nonsense that follows entirely on Virgil for not staying and supervising his younger brothers.
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âYou're kidding, right?â
âNo. That's your window.â
âYour gold medal time was faster.âÂ
âWhere I had to swim in a straight line without deadly machinery trying to crush me?â
âBesides, it's faster to swim underwater than on the surface. Thatâs why you can only swim for fifteen metres underwater in a race.â Â
âDid you just explain swimming regulations to me bro?â
âI've got telemetry from previous dives. Youâre fast enough. You can do it.â
âDon't really have a choice do I?âÂ
The day had started so promisingly. Heâd had a lovely, uninterrupted morning swim. Virgil had made waffles for breakfast. Using the newfound power of the words âDonât believe me? Look it up.â heâd convinced Alan that new research had shown some coral reefs had evolved to release hormones that would mind-control crabs for their defence, and divers were having to take extra precautions to go near the reefs as they were getting attacked en masse by swarms of crabs.
Okay, that story hadnât lasted very long because Alan had then confidently told Scott about it who wasnât quite as ready to believe any marine-related news after finding out that the âgiant deep sea ghost-fish once swallowed a whole submarineâ story Gordon had told him wasnât true. (And heâd only found out that wasnât true because he had confidently told John about it who was the only one sensible enough to actually immediately fact-check it.)
When the call had come in, it had seemed that it wasnât even going to be too difficult a rescue. Two divers had gotten themselves trapped in a huge old industrial wreck they had decided to explore. (Totally a waste of time, if youâd have asked Gordon. Not the sort of ship youâre going to find treasure onboard.)
The wreck wasnât even that deep, as far as these things went. Just a hop over in Thunderbird 2, a nice dive down in 4 to cut through the hull and a swim for Gordon with a handheld laser to make a direct route out. Heâd told Virgil it would be a âswim in the park.â
The wreck shuddered around him. Ahead of him ancient machinery came to life, pistons firing, arms rotating, propellers turning, the teeth of cogs grinding and groaning against sediment and rust. Everything flicked around in a dance of metal and currents, red flecks swirling among murky brown water. An echoing bang as something hit against the underwater cliff that the ship was resting on, catching against the rock that had penetrated the hull. Then that long low screech as ancient engines pushed against the sudden blockage, dragging protesting metal across rock, slowing all of the churning, crunching parts for sixty short seconds, before suddenly coming free and meshing and crushing and turning again.
When they had arrived the sea was calm, the sky was blue. Gordon had dived below and hummed a happy little tune on his way down. Heâd admired some of the creatures that had made their home on and around the colossal wreck. It had been a ship and a factory, back in its day, apparently. To be honest, Gordon hadnât been paying much attention to the details of what it used to do, because it hadnât seemed relevant to cutting a hole in the side. It was dead and dormant, and Four had made short work of creating an entrance. Gordon had left his sub and swum inside, following the directions John had given him to twist and turn down old, dark passages. It was taking time to cut through doors and bulkheads, but it was time he had, time the divers had. Air enough to go around. Â
âYouâre sure thereâs no other way?â
âIt would take too long to clear the debris to get back through the other access point. Just one minuteâs swim this way and youâre out.â
âHome in time for tea,â Gordon grimaced.
He had been making good progress cutting through a deck to take a short cut to the room that they had located the divers in, when the whole ship had rumbled. Lights flickered on and off in the corridor he was in, the wail of twisting, tortured metal reached his ears.
âGordon! You need to get out now!â
Easier said than done. He turned to swim back the way he had come but the ship suddenly lurched to the side and he banged into the wall. He pushed off and started to swim again but the corridor was still turning. The noise increased, the wail became a scream, and suddenly Gordon was thrown against the ceiling. He was battered by old remnants of tools and boxes, flipped over, dragged down. He felt the pressure increase.
Finally there was a screech and a bang and the world stopped moving. He realised he could hear Johnâs voice in his ear.
âGordon? Thunderbird 4 please respond!â
âIâm okay. Gonna have a couple of bruises, but all intact. What happened?â
âSeems our divers got a bit bored waiting for rescue and thought theyâd try connecting up a few systems to see if they could override the hatches.â
âNot exactly. Everything powered up, but when the engines kicked in the propellers spun the back of the ship over the cliff edge. It was caught on the rocks at the front and sheared in half. The damage actually did open a route out for them. They are heading to the surface now. Virgil is standing by to pick them up.â
âOh, why didnât we think of that? Tear the ship in half, it would have been much faster.â Gordon shook his head in disbelief. âSo, I just need to swim back out the way I came.â He looked around, shining his torch up and down the corridor to try to get his bearings.
âWell⊠thatâs where we have a problem. Your half of the ship has gone over the cliff. Itâs now wedged between two cliff faces, with a significant amount of debris on top of it. You canât get out the way you got in.â
âCan Four clear the debris?â
âI cut some new holes?â
Gordon pushed the jolt of fear down and waited. The situation was never good when John said âstandbyâ rather than giving an answer.
âOkay, I think I have a route outâŠâÂ
âThereâs a âbutâ at the end of that sentence.â
â...Letâs get you there first. Follow the corridor down.â
Gordon followed Johnâs directions, having to stop a few times and use his laser to cut through where his route was blocked. The ship was somehow more eerie with the power on.
âHowâs this old thing still running?â Gordon asked, just to pass the time while he cut through a thick metal door ahead of him. âIt must have been down here for decades.â
âAtomic powered,â John replied distractedly.
âThe hell? I am about to get irradiated? Cause if I am, the first thing Iâm going to do with my new superpowers is fly up to Five and kick your ass.â
âNo, no. Itâs well shielded. The whole thing is surprisingly well made. I mean, other than the metal fatigue and weight of the hull causing it to break when it hung over the cliff, everything is still working. Well everything in your half that hasnât been crushed, anyway.â
âFantastic.â Gordon resumed cutting. âHow come it didnât get cleared up before now?â
âSeems it was part of an illegal operation during the Global Conflict. Thereâs no record of this particular ship existing. I donât think anyone knew it was there until our explorers stumbled upon it. Iâve already put in a request for it to be cleared up; well shielded or not, we don't want to be leaving a radioactive hazard on the seafloor.â
âMmm.â The door dropped away from its hinges. âIâm through. God, itâs loud in here. Where am I?â
âSo⊠this is where it gets tricky. The cliff on this side punched a hole through the hull. Thereâs enough room at the top for you to be able to swim out of it, but getting there is going to be⊠tight. Youâre going to have to swim through some of the factory machinery and engine systems. My scans show some of the pieces have been thrown loose and are⊠uh⊠kinda smashing together in a less than optimal way.â
Gordon drifted to the hatch ahead of him and shone his torch through. The seawater was being churned up, practically opaque with debris and rust, but the shadows and flash of huge pistons and cogs meshing together was unmistakable.
âThe good news,â John continued, âis that every time it completes a cycle itâs hitting the rock face and slowing everything down for sixty seconds. So you have a whole minute to swim the hundred metre route I have planned to get you out.â
âYou're kidding, right?â
âNo. That's your window.â
âYour gold medal time was faster.â Â
âWhere I had to swim in a straight line without deadly machinery trying to crush me?â
âBesides, it's faster to swim underwater than on the surface. Thatâs why you can only swim for fifteen metres underwater in a race.â Â
âDid you just explain swimming regulations to me bro?â
âI've got telemetry from previous dives. Youâre fast enough. You can do it.â
âDon't really have a choice do I?â He let out an explosive sigh. Watched as the machinery turned again.
The numbers said he could do it. But there was a doubt in the back of his mind, a niggle of âwhat if?â What if he mishears Johnâs directions and takes a wrong turn? What if one of the bits of machinery comes loose as heâs going through, blocks his route or falls on him? What if he just isnât that fast a swimmer?
No, itâs just like a race, he thought to himself. Just got to race the clock. John will be my navigator. Like a Rally driver. Rally swimming. Huh I swam at rallies⊠need to stay calm⊠need to focus⊠I need⊠luck! Thatâs it! Thatâs how I do this. A deep calming breath.
âOkay. If Iâm doing this, Iâm doing this right. Is Alan at home?â
â...Yes, but I donât see-â
There was a few seconds of silence then:
âYo! John says youâre stuck in a wreck at the bottom of the sea.â
Gordon could hear the unspoken question in the statement. What did he want the astronaut to do about an undersea problem?
âOkay, listen carefully. I need you to go into my room-â
âWhat? Is this a trap?â
âNo, seriously. I need your help here, Alan. Go into my room, and in the third drawer down on the back of the right-hand side, thereâs a pair of socks. Dark blue, light blue stripes, yellow logo.â
There was a few seconds silence then:
âRighhhhttt. Got them.â
âThose are my lucky socks. I wore them before every race back in the day.â
âDo you want me to put them on?â
Gordon thought about it for a moment.
âUrmmm, no. I think itâs got to be on me.â
âSlight problem with that dude.â
âYeah. Hmmm.â He tapped his fingers on his regulator for a few moments while he thought the problem through. âWell, what if you made, like, a voodoo doll of me? Then you can transfer the good luck from the socks to me.â
Gordon could see Alan in his mindâs eye, nodding in agreement.
âThat makes no sense whatsoever.â Â
He could also imagine John running his hand through his hair in the way he does when heâs getting stressed or confused.
âNo, trust me. If Iâm going to swim at my best, I need the vibes.â
âSo John, how do I make a voodoo doll of Gordon?â
âWhy on Earth do you think Iâd know how to do that?â
âWerenât you playing a game where you had to make one just a couple of weeks ago?â
âYou mean Monkey Island 2? Iâm not sure how accurate an old video game has the instructions on making a voodoo doll.â
âThey probably looked it up,â Alan reasoned.
âGood enough for me, bro!â Gordon nods. âMake one like in your game.â
Thereâs a moment of disbelieving silence and then:
âI canât believe Iâm saying this. But you need something of the thread, something of the body, something of the head, and something of the dead.â
âUh that last bit seems kinda morbid,â Gordon winced. He didn't really want to think about dead right now.
âYou want to make a voodoo doll, that's how you do it. Well that's how you do it in an old video game about pirates, anyway.â Â
âIt's about pirates? I thought it would be about astronauts.â
âIt's called Monkey Island. Why would you think that's about astronauts?âÂ
âI dunno. A Monkey Island could be a space phenomenon. I mean, thereâs a crab nebula, right?â
âOoh if I ever make a new space discovery, I'm totally calling it that,â Alan's voice piped up. âThe Monkey Island phenomenon!âÂ
John had a few seconds of silent horror where he imagined writing a future paper and presenting it to a room of scholars about the Monkey Island phenomenon before snapping himself back to the task at hand.
âLook, if we are doing this we need to hurry up. I don't know how long that rock face is going to hold up against the machinery. If it shears away that stuff will be turning too quickly for Gordon to get through.âÂ
Gordon gulped and tried to put the idea out of his head that it could give while he was halfway through the maze.
âRight, I've got a crash test dummy out of Brain's lab,â Alan huffed and there was the sound of dropping something heavy. âSo first thing; something of the thread. The thread of what?â
âJust means clothes,â John clarified.
âWould the socks do?â
âNo, they can't be used in making the doll, else the magic will be used up. You need to add that afterwards,â Gordon explained sagely.Â
âGrab one of his shirts. You can look for one of his hairs while you're in his room.âÂ
âUrg, Alan, no! Look in his hairbrush or something.â
âSomething of the bodyâŠâ John mused. âIn the game that's spit.âÂ
âCan't more hair count? I mean that's off his body.âÂ
âI cut my toenails this morning, if you go in the trashâŠâ
âThis may be the most horrific mission I've ever had to listen to,âJohn mumbled.
âOk, urg, you OWE me Gordon. Three things down. Now something of the dead?âÂ
There were several seconds of silence.
âIn the game it's an ancestorâs bone.âÂ
None of them knew how to respond to that. The machinery crunched through another cycle. Gordon watched the swirls of rust, red as blood in his torchlight.
âThere's a shell bracelet on the shelf above the desk,â he absent-mindedly rubbed his wrist as he spoke. âUse that.â
âHow's that something of the dead?â He could hear Alanâs frown.
âJust has to be associated with me right? Well it's my bracelet and it's made from bits of shellfish that are dead now.âÂ
âYou just ruined shells for me. I used to think they were pretty.â
âBits of dead shellfish.â Â
âPretty bits of dead shellfish.âÂ
âOkay I have everything. Heading to the lounge to dress the dummy for the dummy.â
Up on Five John had four feeds open. One was tracking Virgil, flying the rescued drivers to hospital. One was tracking Scott, flying the much slower jet home from a TI meeting. One was Gordon's lifesigns, and all the readings he had on the wreck and the surrounding geography. The last was Alan, in the lounge at home, tying a shell bracelet onto a crash-test dummy that he had no idea had belonged to their mother before it had belonged to Gordon.
It was going to take a few minutes, rushing though he was, for Alan to construct the doll. Wrestling a crash-test dummy into a Hawaiian shirt wasnât the easiest thing to do. John didnât even want to know where he was going to put the toenail clippings.
He took the opportunity to stare out the window of Five. It didnât take long to spot the constellation of Pisces. His eyes darted between points of light, until settling on a fairly unassuming star a few jumps outside of the constellation. Â
âOkay. Voodoo doll Gordon is ready,â Alan sat back on his heels, surveying his work.
âSocks on?â Gordon asked.
âSocks on,â Alan confirmed.
John maximised the schematics of the wreck, overlaid them with the real-time simulation of the moving parts, and ran his eyes over the route between them.
âOkay Gordon, Iâm going to guide you to the exit. Are you ready?â
There was a staticy noise as Gordon took a deep breath to steady himself.
Gordon watched the machinery ahead of him spin again. It was too dark and murky to see more than the first few feet, but he could feel the vibrations through the water as things clashed and crunched together.
He wondered if he was wasting too much time, if he should have just gone for it in the first place when John had said he had a route out. Alanâs voice broke him out of his musings.
âOkay. Voodoo doll Gordon is ready.â
âSocks on?â Gordon asked.
âSocks on,â Alan confirmed.
Gordon closed his eyes and focused on the feeling of wearing his lucky socks. The cotton against his skin. The colour. The warmth.
âOkay Gordon, Iâm going to guide you to the exit. Are you ready?â
He took a deep breath and let it out slowly, just like he would before stepping up to the starting block.
âOn my mark. Go in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, mark!â
Gordon launched himself into the machinery ahead just as the resounding clang of it hitting the rockface reverberated through the water. The scream of scraping began.
Johnâs voice was in his ear, guiding him.
âThree metres then left ninety degrees. Two metres. One metre. Left now!â
He twisted in the water, batting his hand off the metal of a cog before him and resumed his dolphin kick.
âFive metres, then youâll need to go up. Itâll get a bit narrow, but youâll fit.â
âThree. Two. One metre. Up!â
John wasnât joking about it being narrow. He was manoeuvring between some kind of wall or casing for a long piston. He did fit, but it slowed his kick down considerably, unable to get the full flick of his feet without hitting the metal.
âOkay, youâre coming to the end, youâll have to turn right, then an immediate left.â
Gordonâs torch suddenly illuminated a metal wall in front of him. He twisted right, then left, as instructed into a wider portion of the machinery.
âOkay you have a twenty metre stretch ahead clear here; go as quickly as you can.â
It was easy to find the rhythm in this space, his kick natural and flowing. He covered the distance rapidly, trying not to imagine the possible uses of the shuddering contraptions he passed. They looked far too much like something designed to crush things for his liking.
âThereâs a set of cogs at the end, youâll have to squeeze through them to the other side. Five metres to go.â
Gordon slowed his kick enough so he wouldnât swim headlong into the metal. His torch reflected off a solid wall in front of him. He looked up and down, left and right. The light reflected off swirling sediment, cocooning him inside a ghoulish green fog.
âIâm at the end, John, I donât see any cogs. Which way?â
He tracked along the wall to the right, and a couple of metres along he came across a mesh of giant cogs and grinding teeth pushing at one another as they strained to be free. It took a few precious seconds of swimming around in a circle to find the gap John had claimed to be there, and a frightening few more to push through it, feeling the judder through his stomach as he wiggled to the other side.
âOkay, go left three metres, then right again. Youâre still heading up; nearly there.â
Gordon twisted and turned, blindly trusting Johnâs directions.
âThrough the bars ahead of you. Thatâs it. Youâll have to divert around the blockage here, three metres right, turn left to get through, then three metres left to get back on track. Okay turn. Good. Keep going. There should be a gap just ahead of you, along a conveyor belt. Ten metres.â
Gordon resisted the urge to ask how much time was left. He had no doubt John had a countdown going, but his voice stayed steady and calm, giving no clue as to how close it was to ending.
âThrough the gap there. Good. Three metres. Between the arms-â
The ship shuddered; a bang and the machinery shot forward, the piston arms rotating rapidly. Gordon let out a startled cry; there was nowhere for him to go, caught as he was in the middle of the row. Just as he was sure he was about to be sliced in two, the machinery jammed again. The metal was touching his stomach and back.
âGordon?!â there was undisguised fear in Johnâs voice now.
âPart of the rockface gave way. Itâs caught again now, but weâre nearly out of time. You need to move NOW.â
He reached out in front of him, managed to hook his fingers over the bar ahead of him, pulled, repeated the movement, shot out of the end of the row of piston arms.
âGo left, look for a gap on your right. SWIM.â
 He didnât dare think. Prayed that his luck would hold. Found a way through. Kicked. Twisted. Turned.
âThatâs it, just five more metres, and youâre out through the hull!â
The feel of water being pushed.
A swirl of blood red rust.
The flash of metal as machinery came to life.
The pain of his leg being caught.
John couldnât hear the bang as the rockface gave way. Couldnât feel the vibration of the machinery suddenly turning. But he saw it; saw Gordonâs icon still inside the ship as the great vessel slipped down a few more metres on that side, thanks to its workings shearing another part off the cliff. The holograms flickered, interference from the shipâs movement before the scans settled on its new position. The tear in its side was blocked. There was no longer any way out. Five hummed away quietly, as if nothing had changed.Â
A string of expletives burst over the comm, and John heaved a sigh of relief.
âCaught my leg on a bit of metal on the way out. Motherfucker that hurts!â
âSending Four to your location. Get inside before you get eaten by a shark.â
âVirgil is on his way back to your location. ETA ten minutes.â
âTen minutes? Pfftt. Give him one.â
âGlad youâre okay, fish.â
âIâm not okay John. Iâm bleeding.â
âGlad youâre not crushed, then.â
âYeah. Thank my lucky socks for that.â
There was the sound of Alan deliberately clearing his throat.
John closed his eyes for a moment, let his heart rate slow back to normal after the spike that thinking that his little brother had just been crushed had caused.
He opened a file, flicked through star charts and then selected and marked off a fairly unassuming star three jumps from the constellation of Pisces.
Wishing on stars for his brothers to get home safely was silly and superstitious. Â
He couldnât remember the first time heâd done it, but if he was going to do something so silly, he was at least going to keep track of the stars heâd already wished on. After all, it wouldnât do to try to use the same one twice. He didnât want their luck to run out.
Bonus Epilogue!
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Scott wasnât feeling well. Not that he was ever going to admit it. Sure his head felt a little muzzy, but it was probably just the combination of tiredness and the onset of a mild cold. A bit of rest, maybe zone out with a movie and a hot drink and heâd be fine.
He made his way to the lounge and froze.
Alan was kneeling on the floor by a crash test dummy dressed in one of Gordon's shirts and tickling its noise with a feather. John's hologram was floating above, seemingly supervising the activity.
âWhat about now?â Alan asked.
âNo. He still hasn't sneezed. Anyway I don't think tickling your nose like that works. It's more likely to make him scratch his nose.â
âI don't think so⊠I wasn't monitoring for that. Besides, it doesn't work, it'd just be a coincidence if he did.â
âMaybe we need to try stabbing it.â
âWhat? No, you can't stab Gordon!â
âYou just said it wouldn't work anyway. Besides, it'd only be a light stabbing. I'm not trying to kill him.â
âI think it's time to take the voodoo doll apart.â
Alan retrieved a pencil.Â
âIf I poke him in the butt, he might jump out of his seat.â
âSo you think it might work?â
âYou thought it.â Alan turned the doll over and jabbed it with the pencil. âAnything?â
âNo, he hasn't moved. Now please put it back. At least take the socks back before something happens to them.â
âThe socks! Of course, their good vibes are counteracting the negative signalsâŠâ He started to wrestle the socks off the dummy.
âWhy did I ever tell you how to make a voodoo doll?â John muttered to himself.
Scott backed slowly out of the room, and turned to head towards the infirmary. If he was hallucinating John teaching Alan to make voodoo dolls, maybe he did need some medicine after all. Â