the ot3 as parents though
don’t even imagine sneaking out, trying drugs, etc - nah man no other kid in the whole town is going to want to misbehave with you because have you met Eliot he’s not here for it no sir. The local punks will drive your ass back to your house and write your parents a thank-you note for the privilege. Eliot appreciates the effort but thinks they could’ve chosen better stationary, and you get a long lecture where you learn exactly why not being mad, just disappointed is the worst thing that could happen to you.Â
that time Parker went to a parent-teacher conference? No one knows exactly what happened but after that you have to move classes and stay 50 feet away from your former teacher at all times. Your mom maintains that she was trying to be friendly and honestly seems a little hurt that it backfired so badly. What was that teacher’s problem??? Also anyone that bullies you has a mysteriously high chance of their video gaming system and phone and car keys and pet mysteriously disappearing.
Hardison is the one that remembers to do basic functional parent things (mostly) but he’s also the one that signs you out of school to go stand in massive lines for movie premiers or whatever all the time and then hacks the attendance record so you’re all good BUT totally makes you do your school work while you’re out. The worst argument you ever had with your dad is when you were six and laughed at Jar Jar Binks because that shit is not acceptable in this house, no it is not.Â
