#f1txt

as we slide inexorably towards fanservice pr, it's only a matter of time until the paper game finds its way to f1. Who would be down to clown:

George: Yes, a slut for attention.

Lewis: No, he's above it and he's busy the day that they film it.

Max: Yes, any excuse to be gay without coming out.

Perez: No, homophobia.

Charles: Yes, and he's going to be so competitive about it.

Carlos: Yes, no thoughts.

Fernando: Yes, and he cups the back of his partner's head and dips them every time he passes the card and everyone is scared of him and I, viewing this at home, die

Esteban: Yes, with mischief in his heart and a desire to be better at it than Fernando.

Pierre: No, no homo.

Daniel (he's still here somehow don't do the math): No, he chickens out, just like when Max begged Danny to lasso him and he just whiffed it, coward.

Lando: No, he's afraid of second-hand embarrassment and this is humiliating.

Mick: Yes, he wasn't sure if he should, but Estie's doing it, so it's fun and fine, right?

KMag: No. This is a dumb game.

Yuki: Yes, and he intentionally lets the card fall and locks lips with his partner to appease the gods of fanservice and himself.

Nyck (he's here): Yes. He survived Prema. 1000% feral energy. No questions asked.

Alex: Yes, and he's so competitive about it, but like Esteban it's challenging because he's so damn tall.

Sebastian: No, for one, he's retired, for another, this is stupid.

Lance: No, laughs his way out of it. Coward.

Valterri: Maybe! He's too old for this shit, but he's got a latent mischief streak.

Zhou: Yes, why not.