#eyup asks

Yes i do always. Have some angst.

And this is me giving you a smooch on the lips

So- Guilia is a lesbian. I do not take criticism, its my comfort movie and i have decided. She meets a girl at school and automatically wants to be her best friend. So she starts hyping herself up, bragging all about how her and her friends won the cup and Luca is with her, ofc, when shes telling this story and he wants to help with the story so he says "and then, Ercole was about to get us with a Harpoon so Guilia slammed her bike into his and saved our lives :D" and the girl is like "wait someone tried to kill u???" And hes like "yeah- bullies ya know" and the girl looks at Guilia like "dude i am never visiting ur town" and shes like "yeah okay thats fair"

Okay So I'm dumb and made this the underdogs as a whole but don't worry- the boys is gay.

It starts when Gulia tells them the story of an old house that's been left abandoned for years

Its run down, falling apart, and probably has black mold

She says its haunted by the spirit of an old hermit. A grouchy old man who throws what little furniture is left and traps people in the basement

Luca is like "well thats horrifying" and Alberto, sensing an opportunity to show off have an adventure, wants to go explore it

"But- the ghost!"

"Ghost shmost- I could take em!!"

Luca looks to Guilia in hopes that shell talk some sense into her brother

She does not

They end up at the house with Luca trailing behind Alberto and Gulia

He's holding on to the back of Alberto's shirt to make sure he doesn't get lost

Gulia is in the lead because she knew more about it so she got to man the flashlight

Albertos all puffed up and brave like "dont worry! I'll protect us-"

The moment something clangs or creaks he freezes and grabs Lucas hand like a lifeline

The final straw is when they open a closet door and get spooked by a bunch bats.

They end up spending the night in the hideout, reading stories and all snuggled up under their blanket

Okay SO-

All of the underdogs are ND right??? This is simply a fact- Luca is autistic and Guilia and Alberto are both ADHD. So just imagine the lot of them crowding around the phone, info dumping about their hyper fixations- like Luca starts off talking about the stars and mythology behind them and then Guilia jumps off that by talking about her astrology class and happens to mention the world myth that were all on the back of a space turtle so AL jumps in like "OH U WILL NOT BELIEVE THE TURTLE I SAW WHILE ME AN PA WERE FISHING!" and that gets him started on his latest invention for catching fish that makes it easier for Massimo to untangle his netting with one arm and thwy ass just gush and happy stim on the phone until either Guila's mom or Massimo have to make them get off. Just-

Guilia (6'1) ends up being an INCH taller than Alberto (6'0) and she 100 percent lords that over him.

Okay so ive Done Research (by which i mean i Googled It) after getting this ask. So while Zim is over 100 years old in human years, hes about 16 in Irken years. Meaning the invaders and Tak age slower than humans. So, while yeah shipping them when Gaz and Dib are still kids is fucking strange, they would still be around the same age when the humans get older. Not to mention they apparently act and look the same as the middle schoolers they hang around to the point that the adults in their lives don't notice a difference. From what ive seen (only five episodes) Zim... Doesn't act like an adult at all. He gets bored in class, he draws like a second grader, he doesn't seem like an adult or even really a teenager. He... Straight up acts like a 14 year old. I haven't met Tak in canon yet and the only bits I've seen of her is fanart and such so maybe I'll feel different when i meet them but for now it feels like Zim and Dib are both super smart yet feral middle schoolers.

To me it doesn't seem that much different then Vampire teen novels where the Vampire is literally 500 years old but is in the body of a teenager. You run into this thing when looking at aliens and supernatural creatures in fiction, and considering the canon i feel like the Irkens and the human kids are kept on the same level and are coded as the same age. Im not saying i wont feel different later or that you arent entitled to your discomfort with it but im saying that i... Don't quite understand the issue of shipping them- especially when you age them up.

I don't like discourse and this is Not an invite to spam my inbox with arguments. I'm Not going to respond to harassment, okay? Im not that invested. You are entitled to your discomfort, i get it. People can be fuckin gross about shit and i don't stand by that. I am saying that when i see people ship them they make them the same age, at most a year or two apart. I can't say everyone does that but thats what I've seen from a quick scroll through the IZ tag.

Edit: i was trying to think of another example to explain what i mean when i say coding them as the same age. Think about princess Bubblegum and Finn the Human in Adventure time. He started out as 12 and aged through the show until he was 17. When he was older (around 14) Bubblegum became a viable love interest. She was coded to seem only a bit older than him despite the fact she was an immortal being who had been alive for like centuries. Same with Marcy. They were both coded to seem like teenagers so the fact that they were actually immortal and 100s of years older then him, it wasnt seen as an issue because they were coded to seem closer to his age. The technicalities of it can be an issue when you're talking about aliens and immortal fictional creatures that are coded to seem like teens and kids.