#eyesonmike

So i have decided to dedicate some time to the stupid things i think are funny to me so hate it or love it keep your Izon this blog and get ready to laugh....hopefully.....and if you don't like if -___-" its all gee..........."cough" bitch....

So i feel like men and women are at war...but secretly...like im not saying like right in your face like this is ww1 2 or 3 depending on how many times you've been divorced. So i feel like they are at war but like i said secretly. its everywhere from the shake weight to the grocery list.  I mean the shake weight really...do i have to explain what that looks like.....i mean ladies if you buy that thing you either are

1.buying to be a funny prank to one of your dumb ass friend for their stupid birthday 

2.your a porn star and have a hand job competition your training for which really people it only makes since

or 3. your  BOYFRIEND bought it for you because he wants to catch up to speed. be like " baby i only got it cuz im way faster than you and you need to catch up"

Ahhh another training tatic.....i say tatic because shit is about to get REAL SON!!

The grocery list....the funny thing about this is that it can work both ways like a 69..meaning men can do this to the women or vice versa but it all depends which of you are more stupid....bet if you are reading this and you are with someone your  like oh fuck or oh yea... haha

but the list when you go to the store you pick up food, supplies that you need pay pack up and go home unpack and boom clean done right....NO WRONG if you just picked up the groceries for your spouse then you have just been trained like a dog for the F.B.I....

You dont realize when you do that your lower class now thats what kings had their slaves do.....the other one who is at home is just thinking MUHAHAHAHAHA MY PLAN IS FALLING INTO PLACE...... your a dog.... now i know a lot of you are saying or well maybe im just nice or we need stuff or what if we are both at the store.....first of all if your at the store together and you dont argue over shit even if its the under the breathe type of argue.....NO WE DONT NEED THE CHIPS I BOUGHT....hi hi good to see you just smile and wave honey .....you are the dog on the trip.....the cart is your lease and you are its dog and you follow them everywhere they go....to me thats a dog.....