#eyebrowofdoom

This is a love letter (and an accurate description of my pavlovian responses) to the fannish writings of @helenish, @astolat, @mcicioni-blog, @rageprufrock, @fabula-unica, @hopelessheathen , @eyebrowofdoom and other fantastic authors of many fandoms I’ve come across throughout the last 7 years. Thank you guys for your time, muse, talent and passion that brought me and scores of other people endless joy, squees, “my emotions!!!”, heartbreak, “hot damn”s, laughts and smiles, and what the hell not. You so rock.

(The guys and gals listed thought, I seriously adore. I've got into fandoms and ships because of them, and would gladly buy their original works in case they write professionally. What is the right way to ask your favorite fanfic author  “I love how you write, do you have a pen name and write books or articles outside fandoms, and how can I find them; just take my money and exited noises, please, please, please”? You see my dillema)

not to be the elderly perv that I am but your figure is gorgeous (that skirt...)

 Food people! What is this and how is it used?...

Yeah definitely split Indian black lentils (urad/urid dal) - make em into curry. :) I’ve only ever used whole ones so can’t advise in detail.��

OK Tumblr friends, here is the link to my podfic recording of @eyebrowofdoom’s seriously awesome 00Q fic, Negotiable.

The story is excellent (go share your thoughts with the author).

Author’s summary: The shitty thing was that Q had a boyfriend at the time – a ravishing, blond, public-school-boy wank fantasy of an actual, actual boyfriend. Then Bond came along.

This fic is just great. So great that I read it on my phone in bed late one night with the cover pulled over me like a fort, all the better to roll around with glee. It had me laughing out loud through pretty much the whole thing, and for a fic this funny to be so in character is rare form. It also, for the record, has wonderful pacing, is oddly relatable considering it’s set perfectly within the overblown drama of the James Bond universe, and it’s also hot like scorching.

Now, the summary of this actually made me think that it was infidelity fic and so I avoided it for awhile, but I was so very wrong. There is no cheating. Just 35k words of wonderful.

:(:(:( can he be trained to say directly ‘nothing bad has happened’?

his "nothing urgent" is a version of that, because he knows I'm a nutball.  the problem is i no longer necessarily believe him, due to the fact that he initially tried to act like nothing had happened the night that something really bad had happened (it was with good intentions, it was the middle of the night and he wanted someone to be with me).