#extervus

Weirdest one by far: I was driving back home after following a storm about half an hour north of where I live, I'm on the highway goin straight south when I pass under this one crossroad bridge. A few seconds after I pass under the bridge, I see a green, perfectly straight and vertical beam flash in the horizon. Now, I've seen a lot of lightning in my life, and there's even more types that I haven't seen in person, but there is no lightning that looks like that. Google came up empty, too (1)

When I got home I literally raced inside with my dash cam to see if it caught it on tape, but I guess it wasn't bright enough or close enough for it to pick it up. It was fuckin weird, I still have no explanation for it. It was a similar color to some transformer explosion electricity, which like, there is such a thing as green lightning (which is much more common inside of thunderclouds and in volcanic eruptions, but still very rare) but this was a perfectly straight and vertical beam (2)

Needless to say, it was fuckin weird but really cool to see. I don't have any others that are AS weird as that, at least to me, but another weird happenstance actually happened during that same exact storm not even ten minutes before the green "lightning." That whole night during the storm, it was fuckin raining harder than I've ever seen before (which is saying a lot cause I've been in a EF-0 tornado, which is really just a bunch of wind and rain but still a tornado regardless) (3)

Anyways, I was just about to get on the bridge that crosses the Missouri River when all of a sudden it started raining so hard that I couldn't even see beyond what my headlights were shining, and even that was hard to parse, and at the same time I was hit with a dangerously strong gust of wind from the West, like full blown moved my car. Because of all that, I quickly pull over cause there's no way I'm gonna get on a bridge in conditions like that, and after a few seconds it calms down again (4)

That isn't necessarily the weird part, cause sudden strong wind and rain are easily explained and happen all the time. The weird part was that once I could see again, I realized every car around me had stopped too. Every god damn car. Not a single person moved until I started driving again. I didn't think about how weird that was until afterwards, like there are people who don't even stop for a literal tornado, but then suddenly everyone stops for some heavy rain and wind? (5)

Which like, yeah, it was EXTREMELY strong, but still, it was such a weird experience and I still remember it so vividly. That's only accentuated by the fact that it did nothing more than mist and hardly any wind after that until I crossed the river, then it picked up after I got to the other side. Again, that's easily explained but it's still just wild when you put everything together. That I do actually have footage of, and even my mom and sister thought it was wild (6?)

I feel like I've sent ya enough asks already and I don't wanna keep blowing up your notifs so I'll stop there bdbbdbdbbd, I hope they help with whatever it is you're lookin for!

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40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

uhh we were dating and i could tell he was losing interest in me so i tried and it didnt work and uhgfgjfggh it was horrible

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

fuck shit i cant remember dude i dont eat them often

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

i think i hugged my dad today?? no i didnt it was yesterday

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

yes im p sure i have .... again fucking horrible as shit memory ... fml

44. Do you tan in the nude?

if i can tan in the shower. .. yes

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

yea i would

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

no i didnt. i just went 2 bed

47. Who was the last person to call you?

my mom lmao

48. Do you sing in the shower?

no. i preform

49. Do you dance in the car?

nah man i dont dance

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?