#externia

Like you've got to tell me twice lmao

Femori Eoitus, a bronzeblood Page of Time and the setting’s ‘main character’ but like in the same way John was, y’know? VERY low energy gal, to the point she should probably see a therapist. Has a job as a waitress/cook/whatever at a nearby diner, primarily as an excuse to force herself outside. Has an interest in geology, likes to collect stones, and occasionally goes on walks looking at rocks. HEAVY pear shape, by the time she has a noticeable gut her hips will fill doorways.

Cretum Arrere, a violetblood Seer of Void who, unlike the vast majority of trolls, lives outside the huge city that most of Externia’s population stays in. Instead her hive is just like. Literally a fucking iceberg. Her whole shtick is that she’s a paranoid conspiracy theorist who legitimately believes birds are drones, the moon is cheese, the earth is hollow, and so on. Posts about them all on her ‘newspaper’ (read: blog) and is just generally a weird nerd who’s far too anxious. The twist is that, alongside the obviously untrue stuff, she’s actually 100% correct and aware of several real conspiracies. Nobody believes her because of the other stuff, but still! Also she’s 4′8 and a total neet so every pound she gains Really stands out, and since she’s such an anxious energetic mess pretty much anyone can push her around with even the barest hint of flirting. Basically built to be bullied.

Orepmi Teriei, a cerulean Maid of Mind who is, in a word, The Vriska. She’s the character I’ve reworked the most, but the jist is that she’s Really active online and knows pretty much every other character. Her main interest/hobby is decoding things, primarily Pre-Universe C media from Earth and/or code from sburb. Sorta fancies herself an archeologist and expert on Stories. Pretty egotistical, and prone to crossing the line between friendly animosity and just being a dick. Thinks she’s a dom, but is very easy to turn things around on.

Those three are kinda-sorta the Main Trolls and are all close friends in-universe. They grew up in the same hivestem as kids and, once the Plot™ starts are the main people that drive it forward.

I've got so many of the fuckers I don't even know where to start so! Hey how about the setting, that's basically an oc right?

Basically, I was making a shit ton of troll ocs but Alternia isn't a great setting for that. The oldest people around are like 19 in human years which isn't great, and everything has a constant specter of death which, although admittedly great for vore, isn't as good for stuffing and the like.

Obviously there's Earth C, but it hasn't got the same weird alien shit Alternia has. You haven't got buses walking around on spider legs, y'know?

So I went 'hey what if Universe C had a new, less shitty Alternia as well' and named it Externia bc duh.

At first it was pretty much just an excuse to have trolls be horny and not exiled into a space empire but then I accidentally gave it actual lore and backstory about how it was actually created and how it works and woops now I have an entire setting with just HEAPS of lore. A lot of it carries over into my hcs for Earth C but the jist of it is

-They just sorta had a god bring an empty Alternia/Beforus from a dead timeline. Nobody's sure who exactly did it or why

-A combination of them living in a universe with knowledge of sburb, the fact the sessions that made their universe were So Broken, and their planet having never used remnants of a previous game means they all have more or less free access to a decent bit of sburb shit, namely alchemy and like. Basically resurrection pods like in bioshock or something

-At some point someone figured out that a full battery was worth way more grist than an empty one, so by making an empty battery and charging it w solar panels or something you can basically generate infinite grist. Pretty much everyone just has infinite money and resources. Specifically food. It's really fucking easy to be a fat fuck.

-They don't have mandatory cum buckets, so instead new trolls are just cloned w ectobiology. Since culling isn't a thing and ectobiology is weird there's LOT of mutations. Usually horny.

-Trolls are still raised by lusii and kept separate from adults, but instead of having their own planet and getting kicked into space empire hell they just sorta. Have their own neighborhoods and internet and then once everyone is grown up it just gets added to the wider city.

-They've got drones and shit but they're less bioweapons and more like. Imagine if you just replaced all the spikes and weapons with the aesthetic of baymax from big hero 6. They're mostly just there to do menial labor and/or detect and help with any emergencies.

-Since pretty much all labor is handled by drones and resources are infinite, more or less everyone is free to do what they please, with the only 'jobs' being ones people Want to have for their own sake. Sometimes that means writing or making music or blogging, but usually it means porn. LOTS of porn. Of the trolls I have, like FOUR are pornstars. Everyone fucks incessantly.

-Between that and the fact that anyone under like twenty lives in their own separate communities it's entirely socially accepted to just give sloppy to someone on the bus.

smushed between a fuschia celebrity and a cerulean milf must be one hell of an experience

OH BIG FUCKING MOOD

I'm not sure who the lightest even is tbh! Most of the shortest ones are pretty chubby, so proooobably Sebbun? She's not the shortest troll I have, but she's only 5'4 and probably a bit underweight overall so she's probably the lightest!