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i know you can never pitch yourself against...

78: How can you win my heart?

idk how can i win yours, but I’m sure you already won mine, fam

134. What do I want for birthday?Wait, is this asking me what you want for your birthday or asking me what I want for my birthday? LOLOLOLOL But in case:

You are:

[] A healer[] A sword fighter[x] A sorceror/sorceress[] A fist fighter[] An archer[] A damsel in distress[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you[] Be the one getting rescued[x] Always offer to pay for our drink[] Often leave you behind[] Try to seduce you at every turn

We met:

[] Once upon a dream[x] In our childhood[] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night[] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[x] Yes (as cousins)[] No [] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[x] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens![] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.[x] I might help. Maybe. (LOL)[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.[] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.[x] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.[] It’s in the bedroom.

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all![x] Grow old and adventure together.[] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.[] Create a new kingdom all our own![x] Discover new lands![x] Conquer new lands![] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

WHAT WAS YOUR: Last Beverage: cherry limeade ICE Last phone call: my mom Last text message: Trisha Last song you listened to:Clean Bandit - Rather Be

Last time you cried: idk 

HAVE YOU EVER: Dated someone twice: dating is for squares  Been cheated on: that would require me dating someone and I am too good for everyone  Kissed someone and regretted it: no Lost someone special: like family? yes  Been depressed: lol  Been drunk and threw up: I don’t drink the doctor said not to. I mean like in the future i prob. won’t care anymore but for right now no

LIST THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: pink, black, dark blue 

LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: Made a new friend: yeah Fallen out of love: no Laughed until you cried: that happens every time I laugh lmao  Met someone who changed you: idk? Found out who your true friends are: they put up with me, that means they are true  Found out someone was talking about you: no? 

GENERAL: How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life: I don’t have facebook lol

FIRSTS: First surgery: not yet  First piercing: none. dood I’d have to take them out for MRIs and that’s a pain, so i never did it.  First best friend:her name was Katya and she was in town so her mom could get a degree and then she went back to Russia idk  First sport you joined: my mom made me do gymnastics for a year when i was like 5 but lol fuck that  First pair of trainers: oh hey this survey was made by a British person 

RIGHT NOW: Eating: sandwich  Drinking: still that cherry limeade ICE  I’m about to: idk I’m just goofing off rn 

YOUR FUTURE: Want kids: no Get married: ew no  Career: my goal is to be a pharmacy tech but if that doesn’t work out then I’m enrolling in programs to be a paralegal  WHICH IS BETTER: Lips or eyes: like aesthetically? idk you’re weird  Hugs or Kisses: that weird upturned nod you give people as you’re passing by  Shorter or Taller: I like having tiny baby short friends because then I can glare down at them like a disappointed mother  Older or younger: lets stay in my age range I’m not always awesomely comfortable interacting with big age differences  Romantic or Spontaneous: this question is yucky and you are yucky  Nice stomach or nice arms: nice wallet  Sensitive or Loud: loud people give me a headache like my sister yells everything she says wtf I do not need loud in my life  Hook-up or relationship: sending my enemies into the void  Trouble maker or hesitant: i am the queen of polite goody two shoes 

HAVE YOU EVER: Kissed a stranger: no Drank hard liquor: no Lost glasses/contacts: lol no I always wear glasses. I am having velma flashes  Sex on first date: that would imply that I, a sex-repulsed ace, would even date in the first place  Broke someone’s heart: idk probably. i don’t date so everyone who has ever asked me I turn down.  Arrested: I can’t be arrested I am too cute and powerful  Turned someone down: always B) Cried when someone died: I don’t really cry all that much? i do get super sad but it’s more like… empty unfeeling sad idk  Fallen for a friend: lol no