#explodokiing

            ❛  before you slam the door in my face,  i just wanna say that i know you’re as board as i am.  ❜   uncertainty drips between sunny smiles,  hands fidgeting in his pockets.   it’s a silent invitation,  & whether bakugou accepts is completely out of his power            people push,  he pushes back tenfold,  blazing palms alight with every obscenity spewed between lips.   kirishima can’t push at the fragile little thing they have.

" I'm gonna cunt punt that bitch. "

"what did we say about no peeing in the call?"

"some vagina ate my eraser. "

“the way this guy looks on tv, he looks like willy wonka on acid"

"why have boyfriends when you can have anime?"

“hear that? that was all the fucks i give."

“i realized that the cooking channel is basically my boyfriend."

"crying is the only thing i'm good at. "

“i wonder if his dick could like cause explosions"

“dicks aren’t real. dicks are just a figment of our imagination."

" i have a lady-boner "

" My life is just another chapter of i don't care "

" I can't wait to go kick children tomorrow..."

“i kind of have to pee but nobody has time for that."

"you're like piss-racer."

“don’t you hate when you laugh so hard you fart?”

"IM ALWAYS O-FUCKING-KAY."

“i’d go to bed, but i love feeling tired."

“calm your party boob"

"My kokoro is brokoro"

"pain is my kink"

"whispers: vagina"

"I basically get a boner for angst."

' i'm gonna pee on you if you block me '