Dan and Phil simultaneously proving both the ‘beautiful people attract beautiful people’ and ‘opposites attract’ theories right is a personal attack on all of us
idk what i did to deserve this ask but thank you for giving me an excuse to ramble on this topic ~
listen. dnp are pretty. idc what your sexuality is, i think we can all agree that they are v aesthetically pleasing to look at. but do u ever think about how good they look together? the prosecution presents Exhibit A:
like ??????????????? statistically, what are the chances of two grossly in love dorks physically fitting together this well ??? math side of tumblr explain ??? anyway in my multiple universes theory there’s one where dnp are an instagram model power couple and if i ever finish any of my current wips you’ll see that fic someday.
re: opposites attract - i know we joke about dan and phil being the same person but they’re honestly so different and if y’all are interested in me writing a literal tumblr dissertation on this topic lmk. because i 1000000% can.
