got any pics of chanyeols bulge? since you said he, along with sehun and soo has one of the biggest dicks.
ah well, his bulge moments are sadly not so frequent but of course i’ve got a handful of chan anaconda pics
imo this moment from Roommate grabbed everyone’s attention
^ i’m still proccessing this honestly
who doesn’t know this
hola banana
you have to be real quick to catch it (but it’s still there)
sorry sorry sorry not so sorry
this could be his dick (but also a creased zipper)
At last, one science thing: there are two types of bulges - a balls bulge or a dick one. Chanyeol has a longer dee but small balls and from the pictures you can tell that the protruding is mostly caused by his Chanyeol junior and not by his nuts hence the rare bump moments unlike kyungsoo and his jumbo jet in his pants
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Hi! I was wondering how long do you think each member of Exo is? (f you catch my drift!) I hope this isn't too much.
No worries at all! In fact, thanks for the question. Sorry for the delayed response, but don’t worry, you made our revision periods a bit brighter by allowing us to have an excuse to discuss this topic! Admin C will answer because unlike the other angelic admins, this kind of thing is what is constantly on Admin C’s mind.
I had too much fun making this. Please enjoy and quote with caution, since sadly and most unfortunately I have not been privileged enough to see inside any of EXO’s underpants, so these could be somewhat wrong… however, for your benefit, I have arranged them into 3 different groups of people who I’m pretty certain are of a similar size, even if the orders could be different.
So here goes…
(Measurements are all in inches because imperial is the norm for this kind of activity)
The top 4
Chanyeol – 7 ½
Well, look who made it to the top! You’d have to be blind to miss Yeollie’s frankfurter though. He has the classic “outlined against his leg in tight trousers because it’s so big” look sorted, thus he is the most certain of the top people.
-Tao – 7 – 7 ½
Dang, that wushu stick just can’t be hidden! Of all the exo schlongs, we see the most from Tao’s martial artist. He’s got big balls as well, which just makes his general junk WAY more obvious. Big schlong, big balls, dem thighs, that height, that face… Zitao’s body would give Michelangelo wet dreams.
Kris – 7
Lil Kris is a surprising one, hiding for months and then bursting forth in full glory in alarming airport fashion disasters and suchlike. Unpredictable python, but definitely not one to mess with.
Sehun – 6 ½
Some people may be surprised that Sehun isn’t in the top three. After all, the Yehetonator (credit) was probably one of the first exo penii people were aware of. However, what is obvious from many gifs that have occurred since the History dance practise is that what Oh Sehun has is a pair of Very Large Balls. These VLB push the Yehetonator forward into noticeability whatever size the Yehetonator is. Definitely in the top 4 though.
The middle bunnies
Baekhyun – 6
This is the largest sausage package that I’d call kawaii. Baekbulge is one of the most kawaii things I have ever seen, taking after the owner. If only I could have found that side-taken picture which showed the Baekbulge was larger than the Baek ass. It was such a beautiful picture. Baek definitely has some junk in his trunk, possible VLBs as well… though not as big as Sehun’s!
Kai – 5 ½ - 6
Kai has a really nice and friendly penis. There is no other way to put it. It’s fairly well behaved, and when it does make a vague appearance, you can see it has a nice form. Obviously in keeping with the rest of the nice body owned by the glorious Jongin.
Suho – 5 ½ - 6
Junmyeon is pretty crotch-rich, but perhaps not as rich as he is in the bank.
Xiumin – 5 ½
Xiumin has a really kawaii bulge too. Gotta love Minseok’s junk; it’s very well behaved, only appearing when Luhan needs tempting.
The smaller end
Lay – 5 – 5 ½
I think Lay suffers somewhat from cocktail sausage syndrome – where a shorter penis is more noticeable because of the angle it sits at on the balls. Anyway, I’ve suffered some second hand embarrassment from the misbehaving Yixing Junior. Can’t be trusted ;)
D.O. - 5
Squishy by name, squishy by nature, Kyungsoo just has a package of unbelievable squishiness nestling between his glorious thighs. Squish squish squish. His squishy snake is living with some very squishy LBs as well.
Chen – 5
Maybe another sufferer of the cocktail sausage syndrome? The Chenbulge is a rare creature and when seen is a delight to behold. It has got some balls packed in there behind it though.
Luhan – 4 - 4 ½
Little Lulu isn’t particularly well endowed. When Lu is spotted staring at Minseok’s junk, it is as likely to be out of jealousy as it is to be from lust, if not more so. The picture above is the only known sighting of Lubulge, and it looks a little cocktail-sausagey. Could definitely have some LBs there though!
REMEMBER this is just the speculation of a twenty year old on the other side of the world from the men in question. Who knows, one of them may have some kind of weird TARDIS underwear that allows a trousersnake of basilisk proportions lurkage space. Who knows.
