#existential dread de

doug spanking you is, dareisay, possible in convincing enough circumstances, but he's going to be weirded tf out and judge you aloud to such a degree, not realising that that's precisely part of the appeal, that you end up sobbing violently while the fattest orgasm of your life occurs right over his knee

Doug/Connie Soul cuz Doug is the FIFA-playing brand of fuckboy