#exhoes

okay god this was honestly sooooo hard

im just doin the exo squad lmao

@yeoleow gets shipped w baekhyun bc theyre both silly and dumb and bbh needs someone to calm his hard ass down

@chogiwamy gets shipped w my new man suho bc he’s just chill and soft enough for her but also rly great @ bein the protection she needs (she is my love)

@shimmie-shimmie-kokobop i ship with lay bc theyre both silly and he’d make her laugh at all the right times and cheer her up when she needs

@baozibunns i ship with jongdae because theyre both silly and kinky and they both know when to be serious i think theyd just get each other

@eol-eum-gong-ju i ship w tao because yall are a lil sassy and funny and i think youd play fight a lot which is fun

@soo-now-what i ship with sehun, or maybe even kris because hello yall are cute tol babies, you gotta get you someone silly and kinda dumb to compliment your personality and theyre both of those things

@kyungsooshighnotes i ship u with jongin because tbh ur similar to ksoo, like aggressive and funny and smol and jongin loves that clearly :)

@softtummytaehyung i ship you with chanyeol bc youre silly and idk ur personality goes with his, he’s clumsy and silly and i like yalls personalities together

@donotrustducks omg ginte you’re a lil quiet and seem rly fun i ship u with ksoo, yall seem like u could have fun and rule the world together xoxo

@bbtoben omg bye i ship u with yixing yall both the quiet wild and always got smth to say i love it im gonna scream ur both so funny and silly 

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