đ« teddy/lana
send a đ« and Iâll write four headcanons i have about our musesâ relationship.
ok so. lana has a habit of sharing food as one of her many love languages i think. she jst likes.... giving ppl things even if it means sheâll have less. sheâd let a wolf make a meal out of her n eat every last piece if she loved him n she knew heâd feel full. bt of everyone i feel like teddy hs always been the one she does this w most.... like even when they first met in the cafeteria she gave him spoonfuls of her greek yogurt n honey. whenever sheâs eating fruit (which is a lot sheâs obsessed w strawberries n peaches n grapes n tangerines n oranges) sheâll ALWAYS give him half whether thtâs segmenting up pieces or dividing bites evenly between them n Without Fail itâll always b half tht she gives him whereas she might give other ppl like.... a bite or a piece or two bt......... itâs rly specific each time tht she gives teddy half. it isnât even intentional itâs jst like a subconscious thing bt if we were to slide on spectacles n analyse this in an english class fr itâs Meaning then. looks at u then looks away. i think this represents the way tht teddy hs always felt like another half of her. theyâre one in the same. in a lot of ways theyâre very similar mayb even................ TOO similar n thatâs why itâs been sch a fking.... bastard of trying to work things out ever bc they very much hv the same rampant commitment issues n bad timing n fears of never being gd enough. i feel like in the past a guy she ws dating (noncommittally as lana tended to do these things) wld have even noticed this n it would have bugged him a lot just like... how close she was w teddy in general............. n he wouldâve one day brought it up in the middle of a fight heâd picked jst cutting away from what they were talking abt to be like. u only ever give me one bite but u would give teddy all of it if he asked u to. tell me iâm wrong. n sheâd scoff out a laugh in disbelief looking around like omg...... all this over a fruit...... what are u even sa-- n heâd cut her off n be like. literally tell me iâm wrong lana. n she wouldnât even b able to after going quiet n rly realising what it was he was actually Saying. heâd storm out. relationship over. icons of always being a little bit in love w each other n not even noticing it until someone else points it out <3
god. sighs dramatically at the idea i jst had. i cn imagine in la verse lana being rly drunk getting bk from a date one time n inevitably it was just some random loser since sheâs back to dating Trash in this era bc she just truly cbas trying after her breakup w dom n............. it would be like a parallel to tht one time theyâd fallen out over him sleeping w imogen when she ws upset w him bt crawled into his bed drunk at a party just to lie w him for a little while despite everything...... she wld have gone to his instead of hers on some drunken automatic pilot n somehow got into his room n..... sheâd clamber in n flop nxt to him n maybe it wld be funny at first if he woke up n was like lana what the fk...... are u doing here.... so disorientated n confused.......... n sheâd just be joking initially bt very clearly drunk like making fun of her date talking abt how he kept complimenting his own hair n calling himself a tesla in a sea of priusâ n checking himself out in every window they passed n then the laughter wld slowly trickle off n sheâd go kind of quiet fr a moment n maybe teddy wld assume she ws passing out bc sheâd drank sm bt after a short silence sheâd perk up with a mumble out of nowhere n, barely conscious of what sheâs saying, b like âwhy didnât u wait for me like u said u wouldâ. n if he was like.............. huh? sheâd have her eyes shut n just b murmuring half awake then open them sleepily to look at him n rly quietly be like........ âu promisedâ. mayb sheâd even reach out to gingerly trace his face bt then her wrist wld go slack bc she was rly tired n sheâd just wriggle closer n tuck her head to get comfy n be like âwarmâ then promptly fall asleep. JSGSFKGHFHGKHGSFKH. literally jst jolting him awake w this rarely serious n genuine conversation then passing out. jst the worst fk teddyâs life bet he lay there staring at the ceiling fr so long after tht one <3 lana wouldnât remember this in the morning either sheâd wake up like why am i here........ did we meet up last night............ teddy jst like >_> u crashed here it was nbd.
i picture the first week they moved to LA lana wldnât have admitted it bt she wld be feeling rly homesick............ radcliffe was very much like the first place she truly felt was her home n sheâd miss all of the ppl there n just the general area A Lot............. one night i can see her jst wanting to spend with teddy to have like a sense of familiarity in an unfamiliar city (even if sheâs spent a decent amt of time there over the yrs bc of jameson records hving studios etc bt still) n iâm imagining them like. breaking into an indoor swimming complex that her n her friends in high skl used to break into in the summers when they vacationed yrs ago.... maybe lana still has a key cut tht works from a connection she made bk then idk <3 it doesnât matter <3 n theyâd inevitably be drunk n just messing around n splashing each other n doing handstand competitions n all the typical..... fun frivolous childish antics lana n teddy tend to get into whenever theyâre around each other.... truly jst transformed into big kids whenever theyâre in the otherâs company..... inspired a little by this gifset jst in terms of the playing around underwater vibe. anyway. mayb they mostly dry off bt they end up climbing up onto the rooftop after n itâs a baking summer night anyway so it isnât like theyâll catch a cold being damp bt they share a big fluffy towel n bottle of rum between them huddled overlooking the lights of the city. n maybe somehow it gets onto lana admitting how much she misses home n how itâs kind of weird being here especially bc sheâs further from caleb. sheâs never been this far from him since he was away in the army n we all kno hw tht turned out. mayb sheâd go a bit quiet after saying this bt then i think sheâd take his hand w their fingers laced together n sheâd rest her head on his shoulder n be like. at least iâll always have u. itâs like i took a piece of home w me. weâve always had each other like that. then sheâd perk up n lift her head n be like letâs make a deal. iâll be ur home if uâll be mine. ok? n make him pinky promise. i dnt think sheâd quite consider the sentimentality in tht bt đ she nvr rly does she jst says what feels natural without attention paid to the deeper meaning tht motivated it n.... sighs. looks at u then looks away....
this is inspired by tht scene in donât trust the b in apartment 23 where sheâs like âlook. that video of me getting rawed by my best friend means the world to me.â KJGFGJKSFHKGHKSFGHKFSHKGSHGK god. inevitably in lana n teddyâs prime when they were literally hooking up 24/7 in earlier college yrs they made.............. a few videos. i mean itâs jst realistic. itâs jst common sense. probably even a feature length film at one point. n i had this idea where bc teddyâs trying to get into acting etc mayb if he gets an agent his agent is like.... do u have any dirt u need to take care of? loose ends to tie up? incriminating files to delete? sex tapes? n if he was like... ya..... mayb his agent wld have asked him to delete them if he still had them on his computer or w.e i mean i kno lana wld n wouldnât have deleted them she wld have been proud of their work of art...... bt maybe he told lana abt this just laughing abt it n the atmosphere ws lighthearted at first bc sheâd find it rly funny too like ommmmggggggg iâm a skeleton in ur closet tht is so fun if u get famous i cld be blasted all over perez hilton thatâs kind of sexy..... bt............... mayb sheâd as a joke be like. mayb we shld watch it one last time before u delete it. kind of like a funeral service. a goodbye party. sailing out the flaming viking raft n paying our respects u know??? n they were joking bk n forth bt then sheâd be like. seriously tho mayb we should? growing more accustomed to the idea actually being a genuine one even tho tht is fking. the WORST idea i have EVER heard in the world like i do NOT know how lana wld think she has the self control to do that bt in her head sheâs like. teddy n i are jst best friends now... itâs fine........... weâre open w each other itâs just a bit of fun.......... n then i can imagine if he went along w this itâs like a game of chicken theyâre playing w each other where theyâre both like fking hell shd we do this.... dnt wna seem like IâM the one tht thinks i canât handle it........ n itâs some back n forth like nick n jess in new girl where theyâre daring each other to have the threeway w the landlord. bt then like not even.... a minute into watching it as theyâre both silently holding their breath n crunching popcorn they mde for the occasion (insisting on acting like it ws just a normal movie night) lana wld literally have to be like. slams laptop shut. UMMMM i forgot.... i....... have a very important meeting......... n teddyâs just like. meeting? u donât have a job... what are u ta-- n sheâs like A MEETING A VERY IMPORTANT MEETING...... very blatantly squirming around as she slowly gets up n tries to head fr the door... n teddyâs like.... taking the excuse without much question too like... ya i have to run lines actually i jst remembered gt an audition coming up..... n theyâre both like ya haha... maybe some other time.... or maybe just delete it itâs whatever.... anyway we gtg haha... bye.... ttyl...... lana wld literally hv to SPRINT out of there to go home n. deal w how flustered this made her i wonât lie. she bumps into parker n is all flushed in the face n is just like CANâT TALK BYE n takes off sprinting again like some kind of freak. itâd b a train wreck. i jst think thatâd b rly funny tho n dare i say it? itâs canon.Â
