Apr 29, 2021
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Had to block a post about some “if you’re going into 2019 single, it’s because you’re ugly. Never forget that” shit because,
Even if it were true,
Who the fuck does that help? What fucking good does it do anyone to dwell on not meeting an arbitrary standard of beauty? What the hell good does it do you, or anyone else, to spread that horseshit around, or treat it like some deep fucking insight? Love yourself a little fucking more than that, alright. Fuck, love other people more than that. We’re all we’ve got in this world, so don’t be a goddamned pill.
And actually, being totally honest, if you’ve reblogged that post without tearing into it, without providing people who might be a little insecure about themselves, might have that worsened by that bullshit being thrown in their face, a little goddamn reassurance? Fuck you. Right now, for your supreme lack of insight, fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Be better. Reblogged it because you felt it was true for yourself? Then be better to yourself, goddamn.
It's pretty fucking hard to walk around America in your 20s and not be called a "hipster."
Especially if you're white, like me. Or especially if you live in fucking Portland, like me. Hipster, grunge, emo, whatever. They're all the same, in how they're all fashion and lifestyle fads and for some reason youthful people decide to stray from the norm and conform to a scene with all their friends. But it all backfired, because now nonconformity is exactly what is expected from young adults. And it's because of stupid, privileged and impressionable motherfuckers like you that I'm lumped in with you assholes just because I'm 21. If my jeans happen to have a hole in the left knee, suddenly I'm making a fashion statement. You know what that means? It means that I can't even be broke without someone thinking I have the ulterior motive to make you think I'm cool and nonconforming. Being cool isn't worth have cold fucking knees. And it doesn't just stop at jeans; it leaks into sexuality, too. It's because of brats around the US doing naughty things, in an effort to make their parents cry, that makes all the old folks think I'm too young to be capable of true love. Some girl in Iowa got a buzz cut, then shaved, "FUCK YOU, MOM. I LOVE EATING PUSSY" onto her scalp, which broke her poor mother's god-fearing heart, and now I can't have a black girlfriend without someone thinking we're together just so people can be appalled at us holding hands in public. It's all this bragging about "alternative" lifestyles that gives liberalism such a bad name. A liberal wouldn't mind your gay relationship; he probably wouldn't even be curious--but when a dude kisses another dude and goes around yelling that he might be gay and doesn't care which god or whose grandma he pisses off, it gives us all a bad look. You kids were on a mission to piss the world off, and way to fucking go, because you did it. You fucking did it alright.
Meanwhile, back at E3 headquarters, Ubisoft lowers the bar...
Now let me say one thing first, Watch Dog looks increadible.
THAT SAID, Ubisoft, Way to lower the bar on taste, culture, and socially acceptable behavior for E3 presentations.
Oh Ubisoft, how doust thou offend, let me count the ways.
Sweaty dancing girls, several of whom did not appear to be wearing bras while shaking it on stage.
Gratuitous nudity in the Farcry Game trailer.
Massively excessive profanity, I mean like Deadwood++. Fuck shit fuck bitch fuck fucker motherfucking fuck shit Cunt. Seriously.
"All women are secretly Lesbians" Really? Really female presenter? What the fuck.
Let's mock the nerdish man-boy! That's a good way to appeal to Gamer core market!
Also, apparently being a gamer means you aren't a woman.
Seriously, after Microsoft and EA's presentations, Ubisoft's really felt like "Hey, let's step back to the early 90's!"
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Fuck today, fuck yesterday, fuck last week, fuck everything.
I hate everyone and I hate myself.
Fucking fuck.
So you know I tend to stay up late at night working (fuck that, I'm reading pony fanfiction) and tonight I hear this fucking owl hooting outside. And I'm like WHAT?? an OWL?? SWEET so I end up googling owl calls to try to identify this bro and it turns out it's this motherfucker. The flammulated owl. And I'm like flammulated owl, you are my bro.
On a side note the elf owl is a giggly little bastard.