#excessive procreation

I feel like Norman Vincent Peale would support this kind of blatant self-aggrandizement.

*Originally Published as “I am an Achiever” which was a thinly veiled Big Lebowski reference ACTUALLY I wrote this over a ago and it was first published on May 17th, 2015. I did, however, add some things to the list so there are a few new/updated bits! Enjoy! I wrote this a few weeks ago and read it at the live reading we did at the beginning of the month, but even if you came to the reading…