Beware of the Burro Death Valley National Park 2017 #herdofturtles Event Not only will they sneak in front of you while bombing down the DVNP washboards; but they will also slip into camp like a ninja wearing wooden shoes at 4:00 AM. They will then chew on your @trasharoo, shaking your @turtlebacktrail where you were sleeping peacefully in your @23zerousa tent. Then when nothing substantial can be pillaged from said Trasharoo, they will steal your box of wine and run off into the desert braying like a drunken ass while you chase them dressed in nothing but a headlamp and a pair of BVDs in an attempt to retrieve what is now a leaking, sand covered bag of wine... #coolstorybro. 🐴🌵🍷🦂🐢 #wine #boxofwine #dontjudgeitsunbreakable #exceptbyburros #smartass #burros #deathvalleyburros #lifestyleoverland #overlandstyle #deathvalley #deathvalleynationalpark #4runner #5thgen #toyota #letsgoplaces #wheeledpursuitofadventure #turtlebacktrailers #23zero #stealthcustomseries #southernstyleoffroad
