#except for emma

Everyone who is English owes me a dollar in financial compensation

I feel like I'm not on first-name basis with Hook. I always tag him Captain Hook instead of Killian Jones.

I remember saying Douchefire is like Herpes when he came back in Season 3 and I stay with my statement.

People be like 'kyle ron is the new loki' Then I must be following quality people because I remember Loki love being 100% unironic sympathy with a misunderstood whiney yell man who is upstaged by a more conventionally skilled and charismatic sibling (which lbr is probably like 70% of tumblr as is) All the love I see for kyle ron amounts to 'beat up my bird son he's an idiot'

I'm sorry but if I have oreos and you want some tough luck they are all mine.

Being the only friend who cosplays is basically like repeatedly stabbing myself in the eye whoo