#ewmen

I’m never getting married because ew men but if i get to have my wedding here I might kinda think about it

ok so the story goes like this: once upon a time, long long ago, like 2 yrs ago, while i was in the colony bath, i.e. swimming pool, i came across the paths of a daft duffer. daft duffer(a boy duh) asked me if women grow hair on their coochie! before i could reply to daft duffer, daft duffer’s friend, slightly less daft duffer, then said ‘ofc they do haha’ leaving me unsatisfied. so anyway i was having a bath the other day and uk completing arguments nd stuff i never got to complete, uk as u do, nd i came to this one, i wanted to give a sarcastic reply to it, nd thought of saying, ‘no no, didn’t you know? we grow snakes down there. yea. snakes. due to the number of sexual assaults women go thru, our bodies evolved and started growing snakes down there so that no one cud enter our bodies and if someone tried the snakes would bite it off.’ and then it hit me, MEDUSA! MEDUSA HAD SNAKE FOR HAIR! which means... her coochie hair were also snakes! so ATHENA, the goddess of wisdom, was actually super damn wise. she made a boon in the disguise of a curse. for every man it looked like a curse, cus wut cud be worse than not having sex with a man right? wrong! being raped by one! which no one cud do to her now that she had snakes guarding her frickin coochie! not to mention she cud turn every man who looked into her eyes into a statue. athena knew she could not punish the gods and if she didnt punish one of them, she wud not have respect since like who tf lets someone who did the frick frack at her temple just go?? and a mortal at tht??? must be a very lenient person. which athena did not wanna be seen as. so she did what she had to do. medusa was a worshipper to athena before this so obv athena had a soft spot for her nd instead of being brash she made a super wise decision. i am so frickin proud of athen rn. admittedly medusa deserved better, nd men were shit, cus she lost her job cus she was raped there by a man, she cud do nothing to the man cus otherwise she wud be punished cus he was a god! she found tht everyone she saw turned to stone, so she went with her sisters so a secluded island to not trouble anyone, and then what? a man! again! duh! he comes to kill her for frickin sport like she did nothing to him. he just decided lol she got cursed lemme go kill her. which is a very gud metaphor for idiots teasing disabled ppl. he killed her nd even after that he used her head as a frickin trophy nd like used her head still for his own gain, admittedly not in the way men usually do but its a metaphor for it. so yes medusa deserved better, but athena was wise af bro.