#evurdeen

god all i talk about here in fedex is jebbie sorry guys if i get annoying pls just tell me

but major jebbie coming up in the next week because i'm growing balls

details soon

ehhh the conversation starts out boring and stuff and then he starts talking about hot girls our age. i was kinda just assuming he wants bragging rights so i let him ( i am such a good friend)

(ps max its not that ur a girl its because it's weird bc you're my brother)

and me being the jealous bloobloo i am i'm excited to change the subject but THEN

so you know being all sassy that i am i'm just acting all casual and stuff even though u know i'm dying on the inside

(but morgan told me they weren't even hot and that he was trying to make me jealous so it's ok)

and then it got personal beCAUSE I WAS AT VIRGINIA BEACH THE SAME TIME HE WAS

i'm 600000% done