#evma

So, I wanted to Ship Eva with Emma, but I still really liked her and Izzy, And I Was Like "Uh Oh??? Which One???"

But Then I Realized Eva Has Two Hands.

- It was pretty awkward when they first talked. (Like, “I’ve kind of known you for my entire life but I’ve never actually had a conversation with you and that’s sorta odd”)

- Neverless, it became obvious that they’d become good friends after they did start talking

- Since Uma had always spent her time around her darling crew members, of which all of the girls had always preferred to sword fight instead of painting eachother’s nails, Evie had became Uma’s first “girly girl” friend (but it’s not like the daughter of the Evil Queen couldn’t kick some ass if she felt like it)

- Sleepovers. (Which usually ends up with a more than slightly annoyed Mal and a Captain deprived Harry)

- After a special request from Uma, Evie had (reluctantly) began to teach Harry how to put on his eyeliner without it looking as he did it on the bumpiest roller coaster ever

- Uma helping Evie how to cook some sweets because, “wow, and I thought that Harry was the only person who was capable of burning water!”

- Evie concincing Uma to become a cheerleader.

Friend, you seem to have read my mind. I said pretty much that in my last Uma/Evie post. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. :P That’s such an adorable way to ask her out though omg. 

- There are just SO MANY THINGS about Auradon that Uma doesn’t understand, like one-on-one dating instead of in a group or the concept of a drinking age or not letting kids carry weapons around (outside like a bin to hold swords while they’re inside). Evie is understanding, but sometimes her confusion is funny, let’s be honest. 

- Evie kinda winces sympathetically at the fear and anger Uma gets over the cotillion, but she also can’t really blame anybody for that reaction, without them knowing the full context. Uma doesn’t care - bring it on.

- Uma has trust issues? Like, a lot of them? Auradon can’t abandon her and all the other VKs to the Isle without getting any blowback. That’s not how it works. She can’t 100% trust anybody in Auradon, especially in Auradonian politics, even if she likes them. Evie wants to help but it’s very hard not to be frustrated by Uma resisting when she’s just trying to be a good girlfriend. 

- If it ever came down between Uma and Mal, Uma might not like Evie’s answer. On the other hand, Mal might not either. It helps that Mal is off with Ben though.

- They’re a little torn on whether or not Uma should give up her necklace. Evie thinks it belongs in the museum. Uma….disagrees. Even if she didn’t, it is the only thing besides work and bruises that her mother ever gave her, and out of those three, she’s keeping the necklace. Evie keeps quiet about it after that. She did get rid of the sword though, so, small victories. 

- Evie offers to go with Uma to meet her divine and royal family but she turned her down. She doesn’t want to meet the family that decided it was fine for Uma and her little sisters to rot on the Isle. 

- Evie meeting Uma’s zillion little sisters! She’s so excited because they’re so adorable! Careful, Evie, some of them are catty too. She’d heard them play before but she never got to actually meet them.

- Evie clicking her tongue in disapproval because Uma started humming ‘Poor Unfortunate Souls’ when people were annoying her with invasive and rude questions about her mother. Uma will stop. She will not apologize. 

- Evie listening and offering advice or empathy for things she’s having a hard time adjusting too, especially if she noticed the same thing. 

- “Evie, come quick, Uma stuffed somebody in their locker again!” “*groans* Not again. Okay, I’ll talk to her. Who was it this time?” “Chad!” “….I am conflicted.” “EVIE.” “Fine. I will speak to her as the King’s councillor. And after that, as her girlfriend, I will give her a high five and probably a big thank you kiss.” - What? Evie can be a little mischievous too. 

- Uma does what she wants, Evie just tells her what will and will not get her sent back to the Isle so she can course correct before she does anything she really really shouldn’t. 

- Evie never hesitating to bring up she’s dating a demigod. That’s like the coolest thing ever!

I LIKE YOU. 

- They got together while Evie was recruiting on the Isle. It was an accident! They kept running into each other and got to talking about kids to bring to the Isle. Uma’s on the ‘As many as possible, as soon as possible’ train and whoops, Evie’s list has grown substantially past what she thought it would. 

- Evie and Doug had broken up after Evie said she would be on the Isle longer than she thought and she wasn’t certain when she’d have the time to keep a long distance relationship going, and she was spending more time with Uma and whoops now she’s kissing Uma hard enough to knock her against the Chip shop’s bar. 

- Evie flirting with Uma by turning her own words back - “Pirates over princes every time, am I right?” and noting that since Uma’s a pirate QUEEN her mother shouldn’t complain. Uma snarked that since Poseidon is her grandfather, she’s technically a pirate demi-goddess. Even better in Evie’s opinion!

- THE TWO OF THEM RETURNING TO AURADON ON A PIRATE SHIP! :D Oh, yeah, Evie added Uma’s crew to her list. Yaaaay for dating the recruiter!

- The two of them getting together may have been any anti-Isle Councillor’s worst nightmare. These two are absolutely the couple nagging at Ben constantly about Isle issues. They work in tandem. Evie’s the soft, gentle touch for convincing councillor’s and being gently persuasive and politely educational. Uma’s far more ‘follow Ben around to smack his hand and tell him ‘no’ when he’s about to make a terrible decision or not moving fast enough’ and ‘dropping truth bombs’ in her approach. The two put together get stuff done and are ready to advocate for the VKs and the Isle. They also pick apart Ben’s speeches and proclamations wording to show how they’d be received by the VKs and folks on the Isle. 

- Evie’s got some flack from the Core Four about dating Uma after their kidnapping Ben. Mal may feel for the situation they left the others in, now that it’s been pointed out, and she may want Uma to change in Auradon, she still doesn’t actually like her. Jay and Carlos simply don’t trust her. They worry she might be a bad influence or manipulate Evie. 

- The two spend more time with Uma’s crew than Evie’s friends just because the Core Four doesn’t really trust or get along well with Uma which kind of makes Evie sad. 

- Evie trying to help her cute new pirate girlfriend adjust to Auradon, but Uma is extremely critical of ‘Auradonian nonsense’ as she puts it at her NICEST.  Sure, a lot of the Isle is toxic and some of it can get them in serious trouble in Auradon, but other parts of Isle culture like group dating can fit into Auradon and Uma doesn’t seem to plan on giving that up. And now, whoops, Evie’s falling back into parts of Isle culture like that - harmless ones, but enough that her friends were concerned.

- Evie watching gleefully as Uma humiliates some ROAR guy for his ‘sword fighting is for men’ nonsense and basically being Uma’s cheerleader when she decides it’s time to shut someone up for underestimating her. 

- Uma has ruined Evie’s ability to consider swearing this vulgar commoner habit. She spends too much time on Uma’s ship listening to her pirate crew and their sailor’s mouths. Swear words are just the background radiation of her life now. 

- Uma likes to lounge around in Evie’s room. Often, specifically, with her dirty boots on, hanging around on Mal’s bed. Evie is so done - YOU DON’T KEEP YOUR SANDY BOOTS ON ON A BED, UMA. MAL USES THAT BED. 

- When Evie’s had a long stressful day filled with spoiled AK customers who are cranky she’s not a robot with super speed, she heads to Uma’s pirate ship, bangs her head against her girlfriend’s shoulder and says she knows Uma has wine around here somewhere, give her some. Evie likes to wine and whine, turns out.

- Evie just super into doing making things for her girl - its been SO LONG since she got to fashion anything out of leather, hooray! It would be nice if her girlfriend would let her play with her makeup too but Uma’s not much into makeovers - she likes to do her own thing and get out the door.