#evilscience

If you come into the research facility, only to form a bond with me by teaching me to talk and about human society, then do not be surprised when I still bite your hand if you stick it through the bars. I cannot help it, I am just a horrible experiment and I mean it says warning do not stick fingers in cage right on the outside of my cage HOW is this my fault???

Look all I’m saying is that if I had the means I would 100% use giant lava lamps exclusively in lighting my lair, except my lab which would be lit with whatever kind of flouresent lights burn your eyes the worst