#evildoings

*evil Holland sits atop the anomalous human's head. evil Holland does not speak or even move, but they feel more menacing now.*

Anything that helps you achieve your evil goals can do. I myself always use a staff charged with the power of lost souls or perhaps a sinister amulet forged with the metal of the deepest depths of hell but as long as you're not using paladin "spells" you're good.

and maybe ive been wearing it for a couple of days and dont want to give it back now,,,

*............evil Holland eats some of the honey. Oh yeah, that's the good shit. Let's hope this was made by the same kind of bee as evil Holland or else they could totally get fucked up by some bad enzymes.*

*evil Holland is perplexed. This is not Lancaster. Who else would hug them??! .....evil Holland hugs back, but does so very evilly. Because they are evil.*

*evil Holland gives anon an evil hug. It's like a normal hug except it's fucked up and evil*

*evil Holland evilly flies around anon's head. evil Holland cannot help how they are named but they have made it their sworn duty to deserve this name. evil Holland flies to an evil flower nearby and evilly starts eating the evil pollen and not quite as evil nectar. You can't see it because their face is very small but evil Holland is smirking the most evil of smirks*