Sam doesn't know how to drive and Divus very politely offers to help him with his own car.
Divus: "Let's do this pup, first I'm going to give you a demonstration".
IM DYING HE ABSOLUTELY WOULD!!!
He starts driving and the next thing you know he gets sued for property damages. He goes way too fast and has ran over a pedestrian or twoโฆ
At this point he loves his boyfriend but he also likes living so he just takes the bus or uses his motorcycle ( I head cannon that he has one) whenever he can.
OR
He has fun with Divusโs reckless driving and is learning along with him and having a good time as well. ( Or it would just be yelling and arguing about driving โ> speaking from personal experience here I am learning how to drive currently itโs scary )
So in either scenario Sam is truly not safe. So he tries to avoid a scenario with Divus teaching him how to drive whenever he can.
Divus: Letโs go on a romantic drive this time?
Sam: Actuallyโฆ letโs just go on my motorcycle around town? Is that better?
Though Divus turns into a sad puppy most of the time, itโs cute but not worth risking his life over.
BONUS SENARIO W/ STAFF MEMBERS:
Divus: Alright! Itโs settled I am teaching Sam how to drive!
Mozus: You have 50+ parking tickets sitting right on top of your desk. Are you sure you are qualified to do this?
Vargas: Not to mention you almost went to court for almost hitting a pedestrian TWICE!
Divus: Stillโฆ my license hasnโt been revoked! I can still drive!!
Vargas, to Sam: Between you and me you are better off learning from someone else or you risk dying.
Trein: I agree with Vargas for once. He is way too reckless.
Divus: if I wasnโt to reckless I would be a stuffed shirt like you and get old and wrinkly by 50.
Trein: Donโt even startโฆ
Sam: Iโm going to leave now since you guys are at each otherโs throats
Vargas: Iโm coming with you
