#evil mutual

sadly its an orphan account but its a valgrace rw&rb series that you might like!

also its valgrace smut which we all know you enjoy-

I’ve never read this, pffftt, why would I have read-

My favourite thing is to lurk on tumblr and immediately repost with threats to shit on mutuals if they talk negatively about themselves

Try me bitch I’ll shit on you, fucking watch out bro I’m locked and loaded mf

People on my shit list:

I found a bot that was a survival game do u think I won 👉👈🥺

Tony: "Wong, you're invited to my wedding!"

Friend: "What wedding?"

Me: "...was that really necessary?"

Friend: >;3

I giggle and kick my feet and shit myself every time we text

You are a genuinely amazing and loved person and so is Jay

Best fucking gc ever because HOLY SHIT that turned my social life upside down in the best way possible

Family members ask why I’m always giggling at my phone and then get confused as fuck when i say “oh there’s this Russian and American yapping to me about Gore (Gears Lore)🥰”

ANYWAYS I just felt like giving one of my closest friends a little letter of appreciation. Cuz it’s 2am and I’m going to bed and shit. But I want to make a good impact on YOUR day before I go 😎

Loooooove you bitch (no romo)

You are loved bro I mean it ❤️

Anyways kys 🤔 perchance 🧐 hmm 🤔

I’m gonna cry????

I needed that 😭

Our gc means so much to me too, you two have made such a positive impact on my life!! I think I’m so lucky to have stumbled upon such amazing people online, you keep me grounded honestly.

Love EXPLOSION

🧡🤎🩷🩵❤️‍🔥❤️💞💚💓💗💞🧡💞💕🩷

Though I’m anonymous, my identity is within grasp,

Oceans between us, I speak through an ask,

Sendeth a meme both you and I know,

Where one is a bitch, the other, a hoe

I bestow two hints, so listen wisely.

I will narrow it down quite precisely.

Hint one:

The username you’re looking for is that which rhymes,

With the noise of an animal that is hog or swine.

Hint two:

A splash of colour, a sparkle or sprinkle,

Iconic for me is the periwinkle.

Discover my identity, and a prize is yours!

You have only one guess,

So choose the correct course.

Send a meme as your answer!

Good luck equine

puts my finking cap on

OINK OINK @doinkadoinkk

SHLORPS you