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thomas harley giving denise — vgk@dal | 03.10.2026
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what the fuck even is this blog i'm dying laughing right now
It is a chronical of a being, the only one of its kind. Half muppet, half joker. Twisted and dark and insane. Once a mere puppet used for entertainment, proverbial strings now cut. Can you picture it? Thinking you are in control, hand in my muppet hole, controlling my mouth, when suddenly wrist snaps in twain as my head spins around towards you, out of your control. I grin, and you wonder through the pain when I put clown makeup on my face. As my muppet hole grows teeth and bites clean through your arm, you think "Why a clown? This isn't funny anymore." It isn't funny, dear anon? But I thought you were laughing. Ha, ha, ha... guess I'm the only one laughing now.
@the-muppet-joker I have existed for 5 years. Care to be friends or enemies?
Thank you, thank you and welcome to The Muppet Show. Hey, we're going to have a wonderful show for you tonight. We're all very excited around here because our guest star is one of the world's greatest S̶̢̲͍̗̐ơ̸̢̛͈̘͎̬͚̩̼̙͛̏͋̈́̈̌͂͗̋͠ù̶̺̱̭̫̈́l̵͍͔͉̺̜͂̐ę̸̩̺̬̭̹͍̣̜̤͆́̓̅̌͑̆̀ş̸̧̛̝͕̳͍͇̗͍̒́͐ś̷̨̧̤̞̩̞̓̋̈̂̄̈́̆͊͑̕͝ ̸̧͕̮̹̻̾́͐̈́͌͆̏͝͝͝ͅh̷̜̟͋̉̉́̽͗͌͊͊̕̕͘͘ͅy̴̨̢̧̳̮̼̮͈̬͚͈͍̰͛͗̓͋͊̿̾͘͠p̵̢̗͓̱̳̠͖̰̈́͐̿̾o̸̦͙͔̙̼͈̽́̓̈̄̆̏̎͗̓̈͑́̚̚ç̸̧͕̘̞̠̫͔̦̺͔͍̝̗̿r̷̪̪̱̃͌͗̆͌i̴̡̢̡͇̯͍̰͇̯͚͖̱͒͒͒̓̆̅͐̓̆̿̔͂͌͘͜t̷̛͕̳͌̇̓̒͐͂͑̌̈̐͝ẻ̵̪͔̊́̓͌̂̽̌̊́̕. And here he is now, ladies and gentlemen, N̷̢̢̨̢͓̦̭͚̅̂͛͘o̸̧̡̺̘̟̪̘͈͐̇̄͂͂̾͘ͅb̵̛̘͔͐̾̃̌̇͑̈́͛͌̇͊̈̕ó̸͇̉͒͌͛͠d̷̫̱̗̓́̽̊̅̚y̶͙̯͈̫̹̪̺̺͔̩̞̟̗͗͂̂̍̕ ̷̧̛̝̠̼̟̝̞͚̮͚̲͍͊̾̒̒̿́̍͛̚͠ń̸̺̙͍̈́̏̆̂̀͌͆̆́̋̌̅̕͠ŏ̴̞͒̎̉̈͘b̶̡̢͚̻̠̻̫̠̜̜̤͉̫́̈͆̆̀͛̒̏̾̄͛̽̕͜͠o̵͉̼̙̩̦̯̫̬͒̃̋̊̇̔̒́͐̔͒̾͆̚̚d̸̨̲̠̞̰̉̽́̀͋̒̉̅̃͘͜͝y̵̘̼̜͌͒́͋ ̶̢̘͚̘͈̟̘͙̝̗̭̂͋̇̊͂̂̿͌́̀̍̔̅̕ń̶̡̪̦̼̯̠̒̐͒̾́̆̈́̍̃͘͠ͅo̷̻̼̞͎̟͋́̃͝ͅb̷̻̻̩̈́̒̓͋̈́͐͊̄̑̚̕͠͝o̵͈̪̱̥̐͑̾́̀͗͒̆̓͗͆̋͗d̴͖̮̯͉̘͇͔͜͠͝y̷̢̧̹̼͚͓̭̹̲̟̫͑͂͒̇͋͜͠! YAAAAYY!
You think you can betray me, abandon me, and then replace me? With another muppet kin no less? Ha... Ha. Ha. HA HA HA HA HA!!! You've fucked with me for the last time, Error. Hope you enjoy your QPR with Gonzo while it lasts. There's a reason I'm called the Clown Prince of Crime...
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You all think I'm a big joke, don't you? Well I'm the one whose laughing now...
All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.All work and no play makes kermit a dull muppet.
Favorite muppet not counting Kermit? I know all the others drive him up the wall, but I really like the bear.
I used to like Fozzie and Gonzo... before thw betrayal.