#evil illinois

Please draw Evil Eric and Illinois with the baby leash 😂 xx

ASDFGHJKL Can I get Evil!Illinois whining in a begrudging Evil!Eric's lap and calling him 'Treasure'?

;). You know how it is. Evil Eric scowling and squirming, trying to get out of the rope Illinois tied him in. Similar to how Bim would lead Author, Illinois leading an intricately tied up Eric around, who can’t wiggle out. It’s like a harness. He’s tried to headbutt him, trip him, anything. But nothings working, as Illinois literally dodges stuff for a living .

Not as long as I’m around to point out all the potential dangers, no. Especially in one literally called Evil Au. None of them can afford to be stupid.That’s why Illinois has to pretend to be stupid to get Eric’s guard down. Smirking and showing his smarts whenever Eric leaves.The others that can feel a cold sense of amusement would probably find it amusing to see Eric following Illinois around cursing and spitting because he thinks Illinois is gonna get himself killed.But they know the truth 🔑

As funny as it all is to joke about, Evil Au Eric would be in danger because of Illinois. Illinois is probably suave and cunning and manipulative. The second Eric lets his guard down Illinois has his hands on him. Probably drugs him and locks him in a room that’s is basically baby and Eric proofed. Special room for his special treasure in his collection. 🔑

Or as Illinois actually takes the treasures, he probably has a load of curses that he knows how to use. He gives some to Eric and curses him to be obedient or to love him or something. A truly evil man. 🔑 (no backfires, as I’m sure he knows how to use them all effectively)