Mar 14
hey. HEY
YOU ARE EGGS HOW DID YOU TAKE OFF SO QUICKLY
GET THE HELL BACK HERE YOU POACHED PUNKS
YOU SUNNYSIDE SCOUNDRELS
YOU CRACKED CRIMINALS
YOU OVEREASY OUTLAWS
YOU DEVILED... DEVILS
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hey. HEY
YOU ARE EGGS HOW DID YOU TAKE OFF SO QUICKLY
GET THE HELL BACK HERE YOU POACHED PUNKS
YOU SUNNYSIDE SCOUNDRELS
YOU CRACKED CRIMINALS
YOU OVEREASY OUTLAWS
YOU DEVILED... DEVILS
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I swear to fucking god, cooking eggs is like some fucking alchemy. People say to boil em with salt and vinegar then dip em in some cold water to make em easy to peel. Shit peels worse than if i didn't do that shit. And whenever i try to make runny eggs they ALWAYS end up solid, and now i tried makin hardboiled eggs, TELL ME WHY THEY'RE PERFECTLY RUNNY?? LIKE BETTER THAN IVE EVER DONE BEFORE WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT!!!!
Is it wrong that I want deviled eggs :(
i must’ve eaten some eggs injected with poison because what do you mean i suffered diabolically yesterday and now i have a cold?? from the evil eggs??? how does that work 🙁🙁🙁
I WANT EVIL EGGS
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I was almost assasinated today.
Today, i woke up and went into my kitchen to find broken egg shells all over the floor. After a loong 'wtf just happened' moment i cleaned it up and make myself couple of boiled eggs for breakfast. I ate them and had a nap in the living room. i woke up to find a full, not cooked, not cracked egg inches from my face. What. The. Fuck. How. My theory: the egg was a serial killer, it killed all the eggs i found on the floor and ate their insides. When i made my breakfast he was like 'wtf NO BITCH im the killer, not you! Stop stealing my fuking victims!' and he decided to try and assasinate me, to get rid of the competition.
Shit. Just realised I was almost assasinated by an egg. :O Good thing i woke up in time, huh! XD
From Kamen Rider OOO episode 45