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Sometimes it’s hard to figure out which Jon you’re talking to unless you’re asking them about their partners or what they do in their spare time, but fortunately some of the Jons have evolved their own sense of fashion, making them easier to recognize.
Behold:
Dad Jon
Stanarrator Jon
Evil!Jon
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"I am not scared of headpats. I was attacked with incredibly painful empathy and forced to regurgitate cursed dark water, which felt like drowning in reverse. There's a big difference!"
The reason Evil!Jon is so quiet is because he’s plotting again. Now that he figured out he physically cant kidnap any Stanleys anymore thanks to the ban Icarus placed on him, he is scheming to find another way to do his investigations.
If Evil!Jon ever has a relationship, I want it to be like...
They hate each other, but are married anyway, get divorced, spend time sulking in peace, see each other after some time, get married, get into fights, get divorced, make deals, constantly one-up another with insider competition, spend a little while swooning into each others arms and being uncharacteristically soft, end up hating each other again after a fight, write threatening love letters and secretly wish for intimacy.
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“I am a master of illusion, darling. There’s no need to be ashamed of your fluster, it’s only natural around me.”
curiouscompanions replied to your post: I’m pretty sure Evil!Jon is ace, though unlike...
Nl: Pfffff and he babbles something about “real science” while knowing nothing about something so super simple~
“Your first mistake is thinking I want personal experience. I know all the ins and outs of sexual reproduction, but just like any sane scientist, I dont test out all the experiments out on myself.”
Imagine EJ trying to pass as normal jon and Marlise finds out cause she tries to get flirty and he makes that Cat No Banana face
Noo no, he would definitely flirt with her back. He might be too smooth, because normal Jon is a goof who may not get certain jokes or say something incredibly sappy, but evil!Jon would try to seduce her and then lure her away from safety
