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Author's Note: The start of an adventure!

Chapter 2: The Cube World (Wow, so interesting. I'm dying to read this.)

I shot awake gasping for air. (Erm, wording problems much?)

"What happened?" I said out loud. (No one can hear your desperate cries for help, dear Najmi. Get your fat head out of the clouds and go and get on with it. Not even God with save you now.) The Sun was beaming down on my head, and my vision was starting to return to me. My vision returned and I looked up at the sky…I was lying on my back on warm sand…

"Why do those Clouds look like Cubes?" I said. I stood up and looked around me and I was shocked…everything was in Cubes…the land, the Trees, the Sand, and even the Plants and Grass were in a Cube shape… (Cubes? What's the difference between Cubes and cubes? Oh, right; I forgot that this place is chock-full of the writing of someone having a seizure.)

"Where…the hell am I?" I said while I looked around. There was no circles, triangles, or any shapes anywhere…everything was literally a Cube or a Rectangle.

"Hmmmm, I wonder if I can still pick things up…" I said. I looked down at the Sand and used my hand to scoop it up.

"What the hell?" I said as I tried to scoop up the Sand, but it didn't move. I tried harder and kept trying to scoop it up in till…

*Crunch!* (No, author. You shouldn't use asterisks in a story.)

The Sand I was trying to scoop up transformed into a tiny Sand Cube the size of a Baseball.

"Huh…?" I picked up the tiny Sand Cube and held it in my hand.

"How is that possible…? The Sand was supposed to be scooped into my hand, not turn into a small Sand Cube and…how come the Sand is staying in a Cube shape and not falling apart?" I said as I stared at it. (Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity~)

"What a strange world I'm in…I hope I can get back home." I said and looked around. I was in the middle of a Beach and a Forest was behind me. However, despite it being a Beach, there were no waves and the Ocean water was still and not moving…like a Lake… (Um, lakes have waves too. Hell, even my bathtub has waves. I think, dear author, that your brain has no waves at all.)

I walked up to the water and looked at my reflection. I was still normal…everything else was made out of Cubes, but my body and Backpack were still normal and wasn't made out of Cubes. I was actually the only normal and real thing around…

I felt the weight on my back.

"Oh, I should get rid of my Text books." I said and took off my Backpack and opened it. I grabbed my Science, Math, English, and Drama Class and placed them on the Sand. I had my Dark Blue shorts and Grey shirt for my P.E class.

I decided to keep my P.E clothes, Emergency clothes for later. I had 3 Sharp Pencils, Colored Pencils, a Ruler, and a Pencil Sharpener. I kept them too. My backpack was lighter and I put it on my back. (Bitch, that shit ain't what you need to survive. Ya need protection, figure out a way to get rescued, water, and food.)

I walked away from the Beach and into the strange Cube Forest. The textures of the Trees and land were different…almost as if I was in some sort of Game…I still had the Sand Cube in my hand and threw it.

It crashed into a Tree and fell on the ground…the Sand didn't fall apart and it was still in its Cube shape. It was fully intact and it didn't even lose 1 small Grain of Sand. I walked over a Hill, well it wasn't really a Hill…a collection of tall Grass Cubes it was. (This is Minecraft. Just fucking tell us it's Minecraft. Wait, I forgot that this has 2k+ reviews - maybe there's more stupid people other than the author of this pile of cow manure and dead calves.)

It was really quiet in the Forest; all I could hear was my breathing and the crunching sounds of my Shoes on the Grass. After walking for 4 minutes… (We don't need no exact timing.)

*MOO!* (MOAR ASTERISKS!)

I heard a Cow moo.

"Awesome, a Cow! Finally, I thought there were no Animals around." I said and ran towards the sound of the Cow. I went towards the Cow and found it walking around… (WOAH MOAR ELLIPSES...)

"What in the…" No words couldn't describe what I was seeing. The Cow was completely made out of different colored Cubes. Brown Cubes for its fur…its eyes were White Cubes and its Pupils were a lone Black Cube…and its Nostrils were 2 Black Cubes…it had a Rectangular body and head… (Luckily, most - if not all - of us have seen a cow in real life and can thus convert it to cube form in our minds without having a half-assed description.)

"Well…it looks like even the Animals are made out of Cubes." I said and walked to the Cow. (I thought they were spheres!)

*Moo!* (No. Stahp it. No asterisks.)

The Cow mooed and wandered aimlessly around the land. I got closer to the Cow and started to stroke his back. Despite his back being made out of Cubes, it really felt like I was touching real fur.

"I wonder if I can find a Town, somewhere." I said and walked aimlessly through the Forest.

*Slurpy sounds* (...not going to comment on how inappropriate this sounds in modern society.)

"What's that sound?" I said looking around. It sounded like that noise where you slurp something out of a straw. I stopped walking and looked around. I carefully listened to it and walked towards the sound.

I walked to a Tree and looked behind it…

"HOLY SHIT!" I yelled and jump back. There stood a Black Spider next to the Tree. It had 4 Red Cubes as eyes…it had a Cube head and body…it had 8 legs that were made out of Cubes…it may have looked silly, but it was still a Spider…plus, it was the size of an average Dog… (All these details are completely unnecessary.)

It spotted me and started to come towards me.

"Crap!" I yelled and ran away from it. The Spider was making strange Slurpy noises as it chased me through the Forest. After 2 minutes of running, I lost the Spider. I placed my back against a tree and breathed deeply.

"I lost it…" I said as I took a moment to catch my breath. I looked up to see that the Sun was getting close to the Horizon and my jaw dropped.

"What the fuck!? It's getting close to night time!? When I woke up on the Beach, it looked like it was morning. It's only been like…12 minutes and the Sun is going down already!?" I yelled with confusion. (Duh, this is Minecraft.)

"The world must not get enough day light…" I said. I had to find Shelter quickly, if I found a Spider that large lurking in the Forest, who knows what other type of Animals or even creatures I'll encounter at night time. (Please refrain from using awkward wording, thank you very goddamn much.)

I came across a Cave, but I couldn't go inside it because it was really dark and I had no flashlight, plus I might encounter another Spider or a new creature if I go inside. I ran up Hills and darted past Trees.

The Forest just seemed too stretched for miles; I looked up to see a Mountain in the distance.

"Maybe, if I go at a high point, I can find a Village where I can stay in." (Yes, because Najmi automatically knows that there's civilization in a world like this without any prior knowledge.) I said. The Skies started to slowly darken. I ran towards the Mountain as fast as I can and ran up the Mountain like stairs.

Luckily, the Grass Cubes were in a Stair like formation on the side of the Mountain, which made going up really fast instead of climbing it. I ran up and came to the very top. The Sun went down and it was really dark. (Author, please remind me never to read your fagfics ever again.)

The Cube Moon came out and provided me with some light, it was great, at least I was still able to see a little bit in the dark and travel at night time without a flash light. I looked around and a smile came to my face.

I saw a small Village that looked to be East, it had torches all over it. However, it looked like it was a little far away from my position. That's ok, because I now know where to go. I felt scared because I might accidently run into a Predator or some type of creature on my way there.

I opened up my Backpack and used my fingers to take out my 3 sharp Pencils.

"I can use them to stab the Predator in the eyes, then I can get away." (I can use my keyboard to stab the fagfic in the eyes, then I can post this.) I said and closed my Backpack and put it on my back. I gripped the Pencils tightly and ran down the Mountain…

Little did I know…that a pair of Purple glowing eyes shined in the darkness and slowly followed me as I ran… (You didn't know this firsthand. Golden Rule of 1st Person's POV: Only write what's known firsthand.)

Author's Note: Damn, I wonder if he can survive at night time with no torches or a Sword. XD (By using the powers of shitty writing and overly detailed paragraphs.)

Next chapter: "Nightmoon" (Hey, look! We know the name of the next section of this shitstain on the Minecraft Archive! How about instead of reading worthwhile fanfiction like Gone or The Minecraft Chronicles, we'll read this hideous slab of plotless porn!)

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Author's Note: Hey guys, my first Minecraft story! I hope you enjoy it! :D

Monster = Yokai: Japanese word for Monsters/Demons/Supernatural Beings

Girl = Shojo: Japanese word for a girl/young woman.

Paradise = Rakuen: Japanese word for Paradise.

Yes, I did research on these Japanese words. So, the story actually means Monster Girl Paradise, but in Japanese.

Summary: A Teen with no knowledge of Minecraft is transported to Minecraftia. He meets these girls and thinks hes in Heaven, but soon discovers these girls are not what they seem. The girls are the Princesses of each Mob and there not Human. Can he find a way back home and stay alive? Or will he be stuck there and forced into relationships he doesn't want to be in?

Genre: Action/Adventure, Romance, Drama, Suspense, Hurt/Comfort, and Humor (Spare me the trifling details and get on with it.)

Pairing: OC will be paired with the Mob Talker girls (Poor soul, he doesn't know that he'll be repeatedly fucked as well as the grammar. Also, Mob Talker is a fucking cliche piece of shit - be a little more original, you rectal orifice.)

Quick Note: Najmi (Na-gee-mee) is an 18 year old Black teen. (We don't need this and neither do you)

Chapter 1: School's Out (Forever!)

I walked home from my High school; the Sun was beaming down on my head. Today was the last day and summer vacation was beginning for me and my buddies. We are planning to go to Long Beach. We live in California and the town we lived in was Riverside. (No need for italics, we aren't as mentally challenged as you are, dear author)

My name is Najmi (Na-gee-mee) Porsche (Car names as surname? No.) and I am 18 years old. (Yes, Najmi, we've discussed this in the Author's Note) I have Brown skin and Black hair that's starting to grow into a small Afro. (I highly doubt that the Afro Circus will take you in, but I'm sure you can join the monkeys) I'm 5'8 and I also have Brown eyes.

I am wearing a Black Jack Skeleton Hoodie that I got from Hot Topicat (I am assuming that there's a place called Hot Topicat in this weird world of fucked-up capitalization) the Mall. It has Jack's (Who is Jack? Is this another name for 'grammar', which you've greatly insulted with this capitalization tomfuckery?) head on the back of it. It doesn't have a Zipper; it's one of those Hoodies that have buttons instead of a Zipper. (Again, spare me the details and get the fuck on with the story.)

It had Gray sleeves and the Hood was Gray too. I was wearing Black jeans and Red Nikes. I was also wearing a White T-shirt under my Hoodie. I had on myDog Tag around my neck with no name and number on it that I got from my Uncle that serves in the Military. (We are now descending into Hell; please fasten your seatbelts or hold onto a railing, we're going to all lose a few brain cells in the turbulence.)

The Dog Tag had orange flames on it. I work out sometimes, my arms are muscular, but I don't have any Pecs or Abs. (Sir, please sit down. We wouldn't want you to endure any suffering such as retardation by fagfic.)

I walked on the sidewalk and looked around at the beautiful neighborhood that I lived in. The lawns were green and all the Houses were new. I lived in the Suburbs and we had a lake that was 3 miles away from here. (Would the owner of this fagfic please come down and delete this?)

I was getting close to my House and walked faster. I held my Black Pack back tightly as I walked. I had a lot of Text books in it from the different classes at my school. But, now that school is over…I can finally have fun and relax…

"Man…I'm so glad that school is over." I said with a sigh. (Yeah, well over here school's starting up and I'd rather endure forty detentions than read this long-ass string of something diseased pulled out of your rear.) I stopped walking and looked at my Cell phone; it was 4:21 PM. (Oh my god, my man-period is starting!)

"Well, it looks like my parents are going to be late. Can't blame them, its Friday. But, on Saturday…we can have fun." I smiled. My parents come home late on Monday and Friday. I don't know why, I guess it's their Boss at their job. (They don't want to see you, self-insert with a slightly tweaked name. Their boss is saving them.)

I finally reached my House and grabbed the keys from my pocket, I opened the door and closed it behind me and locked it. I sighed and walked upstairs to my room, I had myMP3 in my pocket. (How the hell do you hold a piece of digital memory in your pocket?)

It was Black and it had Black ear buds. I opened my door and discovered a cube shape was coming out of my blanket. (It's a package from Hell itself. You open it, you enter the world of this thing.)

"What the hell? Is that a box under the blanket?" 

I thought and walked towards my bed and grabbed the blanket with my hand. I then yanked the blanket off the bed and I was shocked…

A Purple cube was resting on my bed…it seemed to glow a little bit… (A fagfic is resting on my computer... it seemed to fuck up a little bit...)

"What is that?" I asked myself. I took a Pencil out of my back pack and poked it; all of a sudden…Purple tentacles sprouted out of the Cube and started to drag me towards it. (You stupid twat, you're not supposed to poke suspicious purple boxes or else tentacles will come out and drag you down to the world of this author's wet dreams.)

"Holy shit!" I yelled trying to free myself from the Purple tentacles. But, they were really strong (Rule 1 of writing: 'Really' [insert adjective here] is a shit way of describing something.) and felt like pure muscle. I then grabbed on to the bed and tried to pry myself from them. They were just too strong (Rule 2: 'Too' [insert adjective here] is even more half-assed than 'really' [adjective].) that I couldn't hang on anymore.

I let go of the bed and was forced into the Purple cube. (No, you little black faggot, you're not supposed to let go of the bed. Otherwise I wouldn't be here commentating on 81-and-counting chapters of pornography borne of a jackal's rear end.) I tried to scream, but I couldn't…I looked around to see that I was surrounded by Purple walls and I was falling…I looked down to see that I was falling into darkness…

I tried to move around, but the tentacles were tightly wrapped around my body as I fell… (I've seen enough hentai.) well, I was actually being dragged into the darkness instead of falling. My vision was becoming distorted as I was dragged down.

My vision turned to Purple and everything shifted and moved, it made me so dizzy and the tentacles were starting to choke me. I fainted from lack of oxygen…

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